"I have a highly refined palate - I drink both Pepsi AND Coke!"

when you actually try to post like shit on purpose it feels unnatural. without the succulent meal, there is no shit.

ISRAEL: Genocidal colonialism, so you don't have to!

Wasn't WW2 the last actual US declaration of war? I don't think an official declaration is going to make much of a difference.

BadEmpanada always goes hard

"I miss the days when Ted had to return to the water to lay his eggs. Becoming a fully land-based organism was a mistake."

All human history: Getting trashed on whatever's handy

Air defences? They meant it flew into a rain cloud?