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KAI CENAT REACTS: this man tried to "aura farm" at the bay area house party
June 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
KAI CENAT REACTS: this man tried to "aura farm" at the bay area house party
after the election, i remembered I gave my email to matt's substack in 2020 and searched for his inflation takes circa 2021. he also wrote about the Biden WH leaking the IRA bill to him in advance to get his reaction...
among pundits he might be unique in culpability for the election result.
among pundits he might be unique in culpability for the election result.
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
after the election, i remembered I gave my email to matt's substack in 2020 and searched for his inflation takes circa 2021. he also wrote about the Biden WH leaking the IRA bill to him in advance to get his reaction...
among pundits he might be unique in culpability for the election result.
among pundits he might be unique in culpability for the election result.
I've been advising the founders of a new app that democratizes access to armed personal protection. it launched today. give it try for your next hot date! send your date a car with a much sexier guy in it that she can fuck instead!
February 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I've been advising the founders of a new app that democratizes access to armed personal protection. it launched today. give it try for your next hot date! send your date a car with a much sexier guy in it that she can fuck instead!
I could have told you this, and also im not REDACTEDed… dnc give me one million dollars please!
November 7, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I could have told you this, and also im not REDACTEDed… dnc give me one million dollars please!
yall miss when he was president yet?
October 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
yall miss when he was president yet?
#1 on Trending--
NEW from MrBeast:
I FUCkED 100 Dogs!
NEW from MrBeast:
I FUCkED 100 Dogs!
October 13, 2024 at 8:56 AM
#1 on Trending--
NEW from MrBeast:
I FUCkED 100 Dogs!
NEW from MrBeast:
I FUCkED 100 Dogs!
to me there is something incredibly erotic about love
September 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
to me there is something incredibly erotic about love
man when he says stuff like "and you'll be hearing about it in the not so distant future" ... i want him back so bad
September 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
man when he says stuff like "and you'll be hearing about it in the not so distant future" ... i want him back so bad
ok the first sentence of this one is just funny
September 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
ok the first sentence of this one is just funny
NATE SILVER FIRES BACK AT "100% WRONG" XANDER: "People who watch series such as the Bear and Normal People get Scared when they hear that Trump is going to "UnAlive" adam schiff if he wins. It reminds them too much of their trauma" ADHD adults will also not vote cuz they will forget. Stupid."
July 10, 2024 at 1:40 AM
NATE SILVER FIRES BACK AT "100% WRONG" XANDER: "People who watch series such as the Bear and Normal People get Scared when they hear that Trump is going to "UnAlive" adam schiff if he wins. It reminds them too much of their trauma" ADHD adults will also not vote cuz they will forget. Stupid."
AXIOS: We live in an empathetic world vis. popularity of tv shows centering Trauma. Polling has been left behind. So says millenial guru Xander.
What Xander says: We all know People who have anxiety or trauma won't answer phone surveys. But obviously they're going to vote biden. Calm down.
What Xander says: We all know People who have anxiety or trauma won't answer phone surveys. But obviously they're going to vote biden. Calm down.
July 10, 2024 at 1:36 AM
AXIOS: We live in an empathetic world vis. popularity of tv shows centering Trauma. Polling has been left behind. So says millenial guru Xander.
What Xander says: We all know People who have anxiety or trauma won't answer phone surveys. But obviously they're going to vote biden. Calm down.
What Xander says: We all know People who have anxiety or trauma won't answer phone surveys. But obviously they're going to vote biden. Calm down.
EXCLUSIVE: "joe biden can fix this by somking weed with pete holmes"
- new DNC millenial guru xander reveals top-secret crisis plan to fix "geriatric" allegations
- new DNC millenial guru xander reveals top-secret crisis plan to fix "geriatric" allegations
July 10, 2024 at 1:28 AM
EXCLUSIVE: "joe biden can fix this by somking weed with pete holmes"
- new DNC millenial guru xander reveals top-secret crisis plan to fix "geriatric" allegations
- new DNC millenial guru xander reveals top-secret crisis plan to fix "geriatric" allegations
when u faded n get put in a serious situation
July 5, 2024 at 2:28 AM
when u faded n get put in a serious situation
wonk mode ENGAGED
June 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
wonk mode ENGAGED
FOR YOU: @elonmusk.bluesky.social: haha
June 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
FOR YOU: @elonmusk.bluesky.social: haha
"I think it's very noble for someone to try and uncover the truth about bojack horseman's race"
June 3, 2024 at 6:35 AM
"I think it's very noble for someone to try and uncover the truth about bojack horseman's race"
"im actually down as fuck with the town ho"
- Patrick Doran
- Patrick Doran
April 4, 2024 at 4:49 AM
"im actually down as fuck with the town ho"
- Patrick Doran
- Patrick Doran
read my blog mothafucka!!! lmao you probably aint even know what a blog is! bitch! yeah thats right im that one gangsta who blogs
April 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
read my blog mothafucka!!! lmao you probably aint even know what a blog is! bitch! yeah thats right im that one gangsta who blogs
me when im jim from the office
April 4, 2024 at 4:38 AM
me when im jim from the office
this is too much of one color c'mon man
April 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
this is too much of one color c'mon man
ig story of this pic ft. carti vamp anthem
April 4, 2024 at 4:28 AM
ig story of this pic ft. carti vamp anthem
could someone make it look like hes wearing an andre's steakhouse tee
March 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
could someone make it look like hes wearing an andre's steakhouse tee
when u faded n get put in a serious situation
March 14, 2024 at 7:25 AM
when u faded n get put in a serious situation