Bonobo
bonoboslr.bsky.social
Bonobo
@bonoboslr.bsky.social
🌱 eating, ☕️ drinking, board game geek.

🏊‍♂️ 🚴 🏃‍♂️
70.3 :🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅 🏅
140.6 :🏅🏅 🏅

I fix computers. Big ones.
I don’t go into an office often, but when I do - I bring plenty of Scottish shortbread biscuits.

I do it for me.

Makes me feel like a rockstar.
February 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Vegan options at Tuk Tuk Saigon in Doha, Qatar.

#vegan
February 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
People who come down to a hotel buffet breakfast wearing sunglasses need to be investigated.
February 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
5 seconds pre-infusion. 30 seconds extraction. 9 bar of pressure. 18g coffee - 36g espresso.

Perfect. #coffee #espresso
February 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Wall coffee and design shop on Cockburn Street, #Edinburgh
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hard times create strong people. Strong people create good times. Good times create weak people. And weak people create hard times.

If someone with so much power and influence can throw a Nazi salute without everyone immediately condemning it, then we are in the “Weak people” phase of that cycle.
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is it just me, or is the word “Ceasefire” actually pretty fucking easy to understand?

unless you are a genocidal manic of course… #gaza
January 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
why am I such a greedy bastard?

Why cant I just wait until the food has cooled down a bit, like normal people, and just wait for it to cool a bit, so not to burn the roof of my mouth… ?

Was it worth it? No.

Is it sore? Yes.

Will I do it again? As guaranteed as day following night.
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just finished this. A truly inspiring read on the alternatives to the failed economic system we currently live with.

Romeo shows that a more equitable and sustainable economic system is not only possible but is already taking shape in various parts of the world.

#books #economics #reading
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This is mushroom ceviche i had in #lima last week. I never knew this was possible!

So this week, I will attempt to make this, at home, with a variety of mushrooms.

#vegan
January 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
12hrs on this beauty to #Lima#boeing 777

#airplane #flightgeek #aviation
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
These are probably the coolest airport security scanners I’ve ever seen!

No one cannot tell me that the design was not inspired by a jet engine!

#peru #lima #aviation #airports #Geek
January 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#Peru - New airport in #Lima is edging closer to completion.

Here is a pic of the new entry/exit gates we are implementing.

#airports #aviation #aviationgeek #ITconsultant
January 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Love seeing business class passengers getting edgy at the boarding gate when one of the great unwashed from zone 4 is standing in the zone 1 queue…

#aviation #flying #airtravel
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
For those who are a few weeks in to #veganuary - stick in there! You are making one of the best decisions of your life. Also - there is so much great info, recipes and content available now!

Your body will thank you and you are making a difference to the wellbeing of animals and the planet! 🌱💪🏼
January 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Never ascribe to a conspiracy which is adequately explained by incompetence.

Governments are vast, inefficient, bureaucratic systems with countless moving parts and internal communication breakdowns. Co-ordinating a, well-coordinated, conspiracy requires a level of competence they cant achieve.
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In a cafe in Lima. American guy comes in starts talking to few guys sitting at the table.

Jordan Peterson, anti-woke, Joe Rogan, LA Fire conspiracies about pedofile rings, Ban Tik Tok…

Fuck me. Some of the best coffee I’v had in Lima spoiled by the drivel from this prick.
January 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“uno pinta inti punku por favor” will probably be the best thing I will say all year.

Especially as I did it to the tune of “if you’re happy and you know it..”

#Lima #Ale #Peru #Craftbeer #beer
January 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Extremely bold of America thinking that it can just acquire Canada.

They can’t even look after their own, existing citizens, never mind taking on more.

Health, safety, equality, education… all fucked.

Four years of the loonies running the asylum…
January 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If everyone just keeps putting it to trump that he is Musk’s puppet, it wont take long for him to lose his shit and spit the dummy.

His ego is so fragile… he is sure to turn on Musk if he thinks Musk is getting more attention than him.
January 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
#Lima, #Peru.

There are no gutters. The road and the pavement are level.

Whole city’s infrastructure is designed on the premise of it never raining. Feels like the way the climate is going, this might not be such a great idea.

#climatecrisis #climatechange
January 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Imagine marketing “Grass-fed” beef.

WTF are they being fed that grass is now an expensive alternative?
Cows are grazing animals - they’re supposed to only eat grass and very little else.

Just stop fucking about with animals. Go #vegan. Leave the cows and all the other animals alone.

#govegan
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM

Sky Team

This incredible two-player co-op board game puts you and a partner in the cockpit as co-pilots of a commercial aircraft. You must together to successfully land the plane in challenging conditions – from bustling airports to stormy weather.
January 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
After my experience flying back from #Lima yesterday here is a top tip.

Always check in online and use a check in bag that can fit through a security scanner.

If it wasn’t for those things - I would have missed my flight back because i got to the bag drop / check in too late!

#flyingtips
December 21, 2024 at 11:37 AM