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Poseable meat-based action figure.
The gravitas of the underwater fight scene alone puts Kurosawa to shame.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
He’s ok with the ranting lunatics who don’t want to out him as a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He’s always been pretty good at making himself rich by being a complete dirtbag criminal. The businesses he touches, not so much.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
These vandals have so thoroughly screwed with gov’t reporting & recordkeeping that I wouldn’t put it past them to release the DoorDash Epstein files and call it a day.
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Asking for the millionth time… WTF are we doing here with this guy in a position of leadership? It doesn’t even matter what the end play was for the shutdown. This is just amateur grade politics. The guy is clearly out of his depths.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Had the pleasure of seeing him in person for Saturday Night Live (the Gumby Christmas Special). He came out to warm up the audience and I don’t remember ever having laughed so hard. Incredibly talented guy. And he was what, 20?
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That 2A argument about protecting the people from a tyrannical federal government ready to kick in… aaany day now.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Right wingers love referring to both Clintons as radical leftists in all seriousness. It’s like they were spawned in a lightless well.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What an absolutely ridiculous country we’ve become. DoorDash data. JFC.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The most generous interpretation of Schumer & the Democrats failure to win any concessions from the shutdown is that Schumer is an ineffective leader who can’t control his caucus. Less generous is that he orchestrated it. Either way he has to go.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At least it’s giving you the choice of now or later. More like AI insistent, amiright?
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trump visits the provinces in his gold-lacquered Qatari luxury jet to tell the peasants how to stretch their winter gruel bucket budget and be more grateful.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Where would we be if democratic leadership started listening to their constituents? Before you know it, you’d have “democratic leadership” and god knows what that would lead to.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I enjoyed the bond films when I was a kid. Maybe it’s just time for them to die. Also, the gloss wore off spy thrillers after Goldfinger moved into the White House.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Moisturize me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There’s no quiet part anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is your doing. Your fault. You’re supposed to be the senate minority leader. So you’re either complicit or ineffectual and in either case you are unfit to lead.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You’re the reason democrats hate the current Democratic Party. Spineless.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuck off.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Completely performative. As the senate minority leader he should’ve/could’ve whipped the rest (excluding Fetterman) into line but that’s not what’s going on here. Another variation on the cloturefuck he gave us the last time.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I have a suggestion for the entire GOP on what they can do with a roll of them.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had the exact same Balentine editions, long gone now though they were seriously dog-eared when I parted with them. There was a calendar released that I do still have though. Also the Doug Kenney, Henry Beard “Bored of the Rings” lampoon edition that featured similar art work. Good times.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Implausible deniability
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Chocolate chip cold fusion. But I’ve already said too much.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s like watching a monkey with an abacus.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM