I’m sorry, the fact that the Jaws 50th rerelease is not on the 4th of July is a travesty. It embodies America and the 4th of July better than any movie.
June 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I’m sorry, the fact that the Jaws 50th rerelease is not on the 4th of July is a travesty. It embodies America and the 4th of July better than any movie.
Sometimes you can just look at someone and tell that they are a Bill Maher fan
April 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Sometimes you can just look at someone and tell that they are a Bill Maher fan
My biggest hear me out show is EVIL.
March 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My biggest hear me out show is EVIL.
Evil may be the craziest show I’ve seen. Please continue making this show, please. I love how insane it is
February 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Evil may be the craziest show I’ve seen. Please continue making this show, please. I love how insane it is
My friend Sasha just said, “what better person to do the Grammys In Memoriam than Steve Martin.”
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My friend Sasha just said, “what better person to do the Grammys In Memoriam than Steve Martin.”
I hope everyone knows that I am being creepy and noting the videos my friends on insta are liking. Some of y’all are watching some odd shit
February 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope everyone knows that I am being creepy and noting the videos my friends on insta are liking. Some of y’all are watching some odd shit
Severance is the best thing on TV right now
January 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Severance is the best thing on TV right now
Not sure what chemicals AMC Theaters is is putting in that Red Hulk Smash drink, but it is the best tasting thing I ever had
@amctheatreshold.bsky.social
@amctheatreshold.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not sure what chemicals AMC Theaters is is putting in that Red Hulk Smash drink, but it is the best tasting thing I ever had
@amctheatreshold.bsky.social
@amctheatreshold.bsky.social
When I’m home I hate telling people that I live is Los Angeles now. Their sweet midwestern faces cannot hide their disgust.
January 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When I’m home I hate telling people that I live is Los Angeles now. Their sweet midwestern faces cannot hide their disgust.
I’m in Indiana where is covered in snow and ice. Tomorrow I fly into Los Angeles where it’s covered in fire and smoke. There is no winning
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m in Indiana where is covered in snow and ice. Tomorrow I fly into Los Angeles where it’s covered in fire and smoke. There is no winning
Leaving one state-wide emergency and flying into another.
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Leaving one state-wide emergency and flying into another.
The only place I can really focus anymore is a dark theater where I am publicly shamed for being on my phone
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
The only place I can really focus anymore is a dark theater where I am publicly shamed for being on my phone
I’ve been watching season 2 of
Bad Sisters, and I simultaneously love and hate Fiona Shaw. She is amazing
Bad Sisters, and I simultaneously love and hate Fiona Shaw. She is amazing
December 5, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I’ve been watching season 2 of
Bad Sisters, and I simultaneously love and hate Fiona Shaw. She is amazing
Bad Sisters, and I simultaneously love and hate Fiona Shaw. She is amazing
Crazy that instead of boarding planes back to front we board them rich to poor
December 2, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Crazy that instead of boarding planes back to front we board them rich to poor
My much younger brother was talking about a TikTok and I pulled up a Vine to show him on YouTube. He immediately made fun of me for referencing Vine saying “I haven’t watched those since third grade”……it’s starting to happen. I hate youths.
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 AM
My much younger brother was talking about a TikTok and I pulled up a Vine to show him on YouTube. He immediately made fun of me for referencing Vine saying “I haven’t watched those since third grade”……it’s starting to happen. I hate youths.
Coming home for the holidays basically means I spend a week trying to bribe my sibling with free food and alcohol to hang out with me.
November 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Coming home for the holidays basically means I spend a week trying to bribe my sibling with free food and alcohol to hang out with me.
I have slowly started to notice I am becoming more and more like my midwestern father.
Yesterday, my roommate accidentally left the balcony door open while we were running the heat and I sent a text asking why we were heating the entire neighborhood.
Yesterday, my roommate accidentally left the balcony door open while we were running the heat and I sent a text asking why we were heating the entire neighborhood.
November 15, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I have slowly started to notice I am becoming more and more like my midwestern father.
Yesterday, my roommate accidentally left the balcony door open while we were running the heat and I sent a text asking why we were heating the entire neighborhood.
Yesterday, my roommate accidentally left the balcony door open while we were running the heat and I sent a text asking why we were heating the entire neighborhood.
Being asked to be a bridesmaid is like sports betting. At first it’s really exciting and a lot of fun, but before you know it you have to remortgage your house because you ran out of money
October 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Being asked to be a bridesmaid is like sports betting. At first it’s really exciting and a lot of fun, but before you know it you have to remortgage your house because you ran out of money
Just saw “We Live in Time”……
Glad I got cleared by my hematologist/oncologist earlier today or else this would have been a very different viewing.
Glad I got cleared by my hematologist/oncologist earlier today or else this would have been a very different viewing.
October 16, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Just saw “We Live in Time”……
Glad I got cleared by my hematologist/oncologist earlier today or else this would have been a very different viewing.
Glad I got cleared by my hematologist/oncologist earlier today or else this would have been a very different viewing.