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leovongripsholm.bsky.social
um eure häuser warm zu halten nutzt ihr … HAIzungen???
Kopf eines Hais, man sieht Nase/Schnauze, Augen und das leicht geöffnete Maul. Es wirkt als würde der Hai schockiertes Side Eye machen.
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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janskudlarek.bsky.social
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MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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spignal.bsky.social
2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America?

2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America?

2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Nächste Ehrung: Cristiano Ronaldo überreicht Trump Titel "Weltfußballer des Jahres 2017" www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/trum...
Nächste Ehrung: Cristiano Ronaldo überreicht Trump Titel "Weltfußballer des Jahres 2017"
Washington (dpo) - Die Serie der Ehrungen für Donald Trump scheint nicht abzureißen: Nachdem er erst gestern den Friedensnobelpreis von Maria Machado
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January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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chopps.bsky.social
#Perscheid fehlt mir.
Cartoon by Martin Perscheid
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
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chart w/ 4 quadrants. y axis is pro xmas to anti xmas. x axis anti capitalism to pro cap. the grinch is bottom left, jesus is top left, santa is top right, scrooge is bottom right Pro Christmas caption: I was thinking about how 'Grinch' and 'Scrooge' are words for people who hate Christmas but aren't exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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leonceundlena.bsky.social
When you finally conquered your OCD and started to build houses.
richardmortimer.bsky.social richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · Dec 9
The Houses of Great Chesterford
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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dermotncosgrove.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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f4rb.myatproto.social
Ich, jedes Mal, wenn ich Möbel kaufe, bei denen ein Inbusschlüssel für die Montage mitgeliefert wird
Zweiteiliges Meme: Eine ältere, nachdenklich blickende Person hält neugierig ein Inbus in der Hand. Im ersten Bild schaut sie fasziniert darauf, dazu der Text „Nach allem was war… warum nicht?“. Im zweiten Bild wirkt ihr Gesicht entschlossen, darunter steht „Warum sollte ich ihn nicht behalten?“.
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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meta-bene.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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bmauschen.bsky.social
What do British sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships 🤭
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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blauekastanie.bsky.social
ICH HAB SCHON IMMER VEGGIE-BURGER GESAGT UND DAS BLEIBT AUCH SO. ICH LASSE MIR NICHT VORSCHREIBEN, WIE ICH ZU SPRECHEN HABE. MIR DOCH EGAL, OB DAS JEMANDEN VERLETZT!
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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kazil.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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ricardalang.bsky.social
Solange die Union „christlich“ im Namen tragen darf, wird man auch Veggie-Wurst überleben.
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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radticker.bsky.social
Wenn Autobahnen wie Fahrradstraßen behandelt würden, sähe die Beschilderung so aus ⬇️
Autobahnschild mit den Zusatzschild "Fahrrad frei"
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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diepauline.bsky.social
Ich werde immer leistungsträger.
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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aepplesche.bsky.social
by Kriegundfreitag
Szene: Ein einzelnes Strichmännchen steht da, schlicht gezeichnet, ohne Ablenkung. Es hält ein großes Schild über den Kopf, auf dem steht: „Ich will mich nicht zu jedem Missstand einzeln äußern, aber ihr könnt sicher sein, dass ich durchgehend empört bin.“
September 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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ramanujana.bsky.social
Ach tschuldigung, meine Mond-Fotos, fast vergessen:
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September 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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saff313.bsky.social
It's been over a decade since I read it, so I looked it up. Supplying it here for anyone else who needs a refresher.
It's fucking brutal so, if you don't want to read a description of something horrific, don't read this.
But yeah. Super relevant today.
"April 4th, 1984. Last night to the flicks. All war films. One very good one of a ship full of refugees being bombed somewhere in the Mediterranean. Audience much amused by shots of a great huge fat man trying to swim away with a helicopter after him, first you saw him wallowing along in the water like a porpoise, then you saw him through the helicopters gunsights, then he was full of holes and the sea round him turned pink and he sank as suddenly as though the holes had let in the water, audience shouting with laughter when he sank. then you saw a lifeboat full of children with a helicopter hovering over it. there was a middle-aged woman might have been a jewess sitting up in the bow with a little boy about three years old in her arms. little boy screaming with fright and hiding his head between her breasts as if he was trying to burrow right into her and the woman putting her arms round him and comforting him although she was blue with fright herself, all the time covering him up as much as possible as if she thought her arms could keep the bullets off him. then the helicopter planted a 20 kilo bomb in among them terrific flash and the boat went all to matchwood. then there was a wonderful shot of a child's arm going up up up right up into the air a helicopter with a camera in its nose must have followed it up and there was a lot of applause from the party seats but a woman down in the prole part of the house suddenly started kicking up a fuss and shouting they didnt oughter of showed it not in front of kids they didnt it aint right not in front of kids it aint until the police turned her turned her out i dont suppose anything happened to her nobody cares what the proles say typical prole reaction they never --"
September 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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guido-kuehn.bsky.social
Wokeness, also die Idee gegenseitigen Respekts und Achtsamkeit, ist wie „Gutmensch“ ein Schimpfwort. Wann wurde eigentlich die Vorstellung, rücksichtsvoll miteinander umzugehen, so anstrengend, dass wir uns entschieden, „egoistisches Arschloch“ sei das erstrebenswertere gesellschaftliche Konzept!?
Illustration eines Brautpaares vor dem Geistlichen. Sie schaut ihn ernst an. Er beantwortet die Frage des Geistlichen, ob er verspreche, zu ihr zu stehen in guten und bösen Tagen, in Gesundheit und Krankheit, bis der Tod sie scheide, mit Ja. Textzeile: Der Moment, als ihr zum ersten Mal der schlimme Verdacht kam, er könne woke sein.
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM