Report from wars on two fronts. Sorta satire. Sorta not. medium.com/@bonifer/rep...
Report From Two Fronts
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October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Report from wars on two fronts. Sorta satire. Sorta not. medium.com/@bonifer/rep...
Disney memoir hint #31: Peter Ellenshaw was not a painter of portraits. I paid a price for this truth. #Disney #memoir #comingsoon
September 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Disney memoir hint #31: Peter Ellenshaw was not a painter of portraits. I paid a price for this truth. #Disney #memoir #comingsoon
We had a good time at the Get Down this weekend.
September 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We had a good time at the Get Down this weekend.
Disney memoir hint #30: Enlightenment came to him only after a series of bumps on the head.
July 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Disney memoir hint #30: Enlightenment came to him only after a series of bumps on the head.
Disney memoir hint #29: When The Fox was a no-show on the set of Tron, I had to drive to his house in Beverly Hills, where I found him passed out naked on his living room floor, tangled in a phone cord...
July 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Disney memoir hint #29: When The Fox was a no-show on the set of Tron, I had to drive to his house in Beverly Hills, where I found him passed out naked on his living room floor, tangled in a phone cord...
Everyone at the birthday party looked really happy.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Everyone at the birthday party looked really happy.
For the record, "Whoa" is spelled like this. Not "Woah." The word does not rhyme with "Noah." The exhale comes at the beginning of the word, not the end. This post courtesy your runner-up in the 1967 school spelling bee, who lost to the eventual county champion, spelling prodigy K. Weidenbenner.
June 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For the record, "Whoa" is spelled like this. Not "Woah." The word does not rhyme with "Noah." The exhale comes at the beginning of the word, not the end. This post courtesy your runner-up in the 1967 school spelling bee, who lost to the eventual county champion, spelling prodigy K. Weidenbenner.
Drumpf's negotiators remind me of the old joke about the football team that took the field without an opponent and scored five plays later.
May 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Drumpf's negotiators remind me of the old joke about the football team that took the field without an opponent and scored five plays later.
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ART OF THE FOLD........
May 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ART OF THE FOLD........
A guy I knew in high school was getting his MBA at Harvard. At a Christmas party, I asked him about Harvard. "I hate Boston," he said. "I can't wait to get back home." Today, he is the Governor of the state where we grew up. Still hating Boston, I presume. #whitemenmyage www.worldstagepress.org
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A guy I knew in high school was getting his MBA at Harvard. At a Christmas party, I asked him about Harvard. "I hate Boston," he said. "I can't wait to get back home." Today, he is the Governor of the state where we grew up. Still hating Boston, I presume. #whitemenmyage www.worldstagepress.org
My military draft lottery was #164. We had a pool in our college dorm. Guy with the lowest number would get the money. Guy with #4 wasn't worried. Had a doctor who diagnosed him with an ulcer. Kept him out of the war. And he kept our pool money. #whitemenmyage
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April 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My military draft lottery was #164. We had a pool in our college dorm. Guy with the lowest number would get the money. Guy with #4 wasn't worried. Had a doctor who diagnosed him with an ulcer. Kept him out of the war. And he kept our pool money. #whitemenmyage
Disney memoir hint #27: Ballard grew tomatoes and so did I.
April 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Disney memoir hint #27: Ballard grew tomatoes and so did I.
Turns out that Jimmy Stewart was the white Cory Booker. "You can't lead the people if you don't love the people." LFG!
April 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Turns out that Jimmy Stewart was the white Cory Booker. "You can't lead the people if you don't love the people." LFG!
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Apparently the administration's standard for its Sec'y of D is that he operationalize "Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot."
March 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Apparently the administration's standard for its Sec'y of D is that he operationalize "Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot."
Getting a greenlight from the White House
March 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Getting a greenlight from the White House
Angelo knows sports. And writing. #poetry #play #hoosiers #angelopizzo #basketball #shootingstarsatsky
March 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Angelo knows sports. And writing. #poetry #play #hoosiers #angelopizzo #basketball #shootingstarsatsky
@barackobama.bsky.social as a Chicago guy, you'll like this one. Someone had to stick up for Bartman. #baseball #poetry #bartman
March 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@barackobama.bsky.social as a Chicago guy, you'll like this one. Someone had to stick up for Bartman. #baseball #poetry #bartman
March 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I might stay in tonight and watch videos of basketball buzzer-beaters. Once a Hoosier... #basketball #marchmadness
March 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I might stay in tonight and watch videos of basketball buzzer-beaters. Once a Hoosier... #basketball #marchmadness