Buck buckawk. cluck "cooh" "squack" cluck cuckaw. (after careful consideration we at Eunbongs Bar and Fryers have decided to move our business to P corps nest. the WOKE higher-ups at K corp have been incluing dangerous harmful chemicals like "estrogen" and "testosterone" in their chicken.)

Cluck cooh "cuah" buckawk, squack! (I caught one of the headchickens watching that "chamomile" guy or whatever his name was so we had to send her to exile, that freak is fruitier than our limited-time chicken al pastor!)

Squack! buck bugawk! (hello all of my wonderful straights! I've been promoted to head social media manager for Eunbongs bar and fryers here on bluesky!)

cluck "buck" cooh! (make sure to visit Eunbongs for our brand new "super-straight" sauce for a limited time only!)