Bong Princess
@bongprincess.bsky.social
Gamer.
Stoner.
Next in line for the throne.
Stoner.
Next in line for the throne.
Hey Blue States!
Apparently we are "doing everything we can to fund criminals". So we should totally stop that!
My option on how:
BY STOP GIVING THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION MONEY!
Apparently we are "doing everything we can to fund criminals". So we should totally stop that!
My option on how:
BY STOP GIVING THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION MONEY!
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hey Blue States!
Apparently we are "doing everything we can to fund criminals". So we should totally stop that!
My option on how:
BY STOP GIVING THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION MONEY!
Apparently we are "doing everything we can to fund criminals". So we should totally stop that!
My option on how:
BY STOP GIVING THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION MONEY!
I like to be that level of high that I can recline my chair a little bit, lower the height to lowest setting and just twinkle toes in fps games, owning all the way.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I like to be that level of high that I can recline my chair a little bit, lower the height to lowest setting and just twinkle toes in fps games, owning all the way.
My 9 year old cries cause putting on her socks is hard while my 5 year old goes downstairs without announcing, to make her own oatmeal (which requires using a step ladder and pouring heavy milk jug, microwave use) and cleans up any mess she makes.
Kids are weird.
Kids are weird.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My 9 year old cries cause putting on her socks is hard while my 5 year old goes downstairs without announcing, to make her own oatmeal (which requires using a step ladder and pouring heavy milk jug, microwave use) and cleans up any mess she makes.
Kids are weird.
Kids are weird.
Is nothing sacred?
There’s a 98.67% chance that Chicago’s most famous rat was actually a squirrel, according to a new study.
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Learn more: https://scim.ag/3WDE6Fv
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Is nothing sacred?
Reposted by Bong Princess
There’s a 98.67% chance that Chicago’s most famous rat was actually a squirrel, according to a new study.
Learn more: https://scim.ag/3WDE6Fv
Learn more: https://scim.ag/3WDE6Fv
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There’s a 98.67% chance that Chicago’s most famous rat was actually a squirrel, according to a new study.
Learn more: https://scim.ag/3WDE6Fv
Learn more: https://scim.ag/3WDE6Fv
Rewatching Starship Troopers.
The scene where Richards' arrogance destroyed Earth. They gotta dodge the asteroid, so must activate manual emergency controls.... Conveniently behind "break in case of emergency" glass.
So, like, on top of the emergency, there is just gonna be glass everywhere?
The scene where Richards' arrogance destroyed Earth. They gotta dodge the asteroid, so must activate manual emergency controls.... Conveniently behind "break in case of emergency" glass.
So, like, on top of the emergency, there is just gonna be glass everywhere?
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Rewatching Starship Troopers.
The scene where Richards' arrogance destroyed Earth. They gotta dodge the asteroid, so must activate manual emergency controls.... Conveniently behind "break in case of emergency" glass.
So, like, on top of the emergency, there is just gonna be glass everywhere?
The scene where Richards' arrogance destroyed Earth. They gotta dodge the asteroid, so must activate manual emergency controls.... Conveniently behind "break in case of emergency" glass.
So, like, on top of the emergency, there is just gonna be glass everywhere?
I think the reason why people do not use their turn signals is because we all subconsciously know that signaling our intentions qualifies as 1st degree.
October 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think the reason why people do not use their turn signals is because we all subconsciously know that signaling our intentions qualifies as 1st degree.
I would absolutely not be surprised if his death was completely fabricated by the right's brain trust because of the leverage it would provide to propagate their narrative without obstruction.
No body wins that bingo.
No body wins that bingo.
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I would absolutely not be surprised if his death was completely fabricated by the right's brain trust because of the leverage it would provide to propagate their narrative without obstruction.
No body wins that bingo.
No body wins that bingo.
Keep
The
Humor
Coming
When we lose the ability to joke, we lose more than just the ability to laugh.
And if jokes are what it takes to fight...
I shall do my part!
I shall stand tall, firmly with my right hand under my left armpit, and feverishly flap my bingo wing in the name of freedom.
The
Humor
Coming
When we lose the ability to joke, we lose more than just the ability to laugh.
And if jokes are what it takes to fight...
I shall do my part!
I shall stand tall, firmly with my right hand under my left armpit, and feverishly flap my bingo wing in the name of freedom.
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Keep
The
Humor
Coming
When we lose the ability to joke, we lose more than just the ability to laugh.
And if jokes are what it takes to fight...
I shall do my part!
I shall stand tall, firmly with my right hand under my left armpit, and feverishly flap my bingo wing in the name of freedom.
The
Humor
Coming
When we lose the ability to joke, we lose more than just the ability to laugh.
And if jokes are what it takes to fight...
I shall do my part!
I shall stand tall, firmly with my right hand under my left armpit, and feverishly flap my bingo wing in the name of freedom.
So, if everyone is restricted from speaking any dissent or non-loyalist opinion....
What would all these media corporations, news cycles, and talk shows have to fill their airwaves? How would any of them stay on air?
What would all these media corporations, news cycles, and talk shows have to fill their airwaves? How would any of them stay on air?
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
So, if everyone is restricted from speaking any dissent or non-loyalist opinion....
What would all these media corporations, news cycles, and talk shows have to fill their airwaves? How would any of them stay on air?
What would all these media corporations, news cycles, and talk shows have to fill their airwaves? How would any of them stay on air?
I just wanna grab some people by the upper arms and shake them feverously until sense, logic and compassion scrambles their brain back to reality.
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I just wanna grab some people by the upper arms and shake them feverously until sense, logic and compassion scrambles their brain back to reality.
Could I please get a sneak peek at the universe where Gore won?
How much worse could it be than this timeline, I mean, the dude was on Futurama.
How much worse could it be than this timeline, I mean, the dude was on Futurama.
August 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Could I please get a sneak peek at the universe where Gore won?
How much worse could it be than this timeline, I mean, the dude was on Futurama.
How much worse could it be than this timeline, I mean, the dude was on Futurama.
1 - Until we have laws about wage disparity caps, the people will never be secure. We are all capitalism slaves.
2 - The US is in its teenage angst years. We are not listening to our founding fathers and believe some gross older guy really loves us.
2 - The US is in its teenage angst years. We are not listening to our founding fathers and believe some gross older guy really loves us.
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
1 - Until we have laws about wage disparity caps, the people will never be secure. We are all capitalism slaves.
2 - The US is in its teenage angst years. We are not listening to our founding fathers and believe some gross older guy really loves us.
2 - The US is in its teenage angst years. We are not listening to our founding fathers and believe some gross older guy really loves us.
My 4th grader is sad that her friends don't have snacks. Feels nice to send along extra items to share (healthy-ish, and I've checked: no allergies).
Bonus- My kid hyper fixates on certain snacks, so when she shifts and no longer "likes" the old one, her friends are helping me clean out my pantry
Bonus- My kid hyper fixates on certain snacks, so when she shifts and no longer "likes" the old one, her friends are helping me clean out my pantry
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My 4th grader is sad that her friends don't have snacks. Feels nice to send along extra items to share (healthy-ish, and I've checked: no allergies).
Bonus- My kid hyper fixates on certain snacks, so when she shifts and no longer "likes" the old one, her friends are helping me clean out my pantry
Bonus- My kid hyper fixates on certain snacks, so when she shifts and no longer "likes" the old one, her friends are helping me clean out my pantry
My husband got a text from our health provider (their usual text number) saying he has been prescribed new medication.
Weird, he wasn't in communication with his doctor.
Googled the medication....
It's for vaginal yeast infections. 🤣🤣🤣
We are now coping with the news of his vagina 🤣🤣
Weird, he wasn't in communication with his doctor.
Googled the medication....
It's for vaginal yeast infections. 🤣🤣🤣
We are now coping with the news of his vagina 🤣🤣
July 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My husband got a text from our health provider (their usual text number) saying he has been prescribed new medication.
Weird, he wasn't in communication with his doctor.
Googled the medication....
It's for vaginal yeast infections. 🤣🤣🤣
We are now coping with the news of his vagina 🤣🤣
Weird, he wasn't in communication with his doctor.
Googled the medication....
It's for vaginal yeast infections. 🤣🤣🤣
We are now coping with the news of his vagina 🤣🤣
On a "not political" note of heartbreak...
USA has cancelled Resident Alien. Dumb move USA, this show is absolutely one of the best to come out in the last 20 years.
I am glad the team got through all 4 seasons, and wish there could be more.
USA has cancelled Resident Alien. Dumb move USA, this show is absolutely one of the best to come out in the last 20 years.
I am glad the team got through all 4 seasons, and wish there could be more.
July 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On a "not political" note of heartbreak...
USA has cancelled Resident Alien. Dumb move USA, this show is absolutely one of the best to come out in the last 20 years.
I am glad the team got through all 4 seasons, and wish there could be more.
USA has cancelled Resident Alien. Dumb move USA, this show is absolutely one of the best to come out in the last 20 years.
I am glad the team got through all 4 seasons, and wish there could be more.
Oh Funko, ya did done goof with Jayne. Totally missed the sweetest and cunning hat ever.
collider.com/firefly-nath...
collider.com/firefly-nath...
22 Years After Controversial Cancellation, Nathan Fillion and His 'Firefly' Crew Get the Funko Pop Figures They Deserve
Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, and more from the cult-classic series Firefly just got brand new figures courtesy of Funko. See them here!
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July 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oh Funko, ya did done goof with Jayne. Totally missed the sweetest and cunning hat ever.
collider.com/firefly-nath...
collider.com/firefly-nath...
Trump's FBI says Epstein had no client list.....
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July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump's FBI says Epstein had no client list.....
Me: Hey babe, could you make dinner tonight?
Husband: With only an hour's notice? I don't know
Me: So what kind of notice would you like?
Husband: At least a week.
Husband: With only an hour's notice? I don't know
Me: So what kind of notice would you like?
Husband: At least a week.
June 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey babe, could you make dinner tonight?
Husband: With only an hour's notice? I don't know
Me: So what kind of notice would you like?
Husband: At least a week.
Husband: With only an hour's notice? I don't know
Me: So what kind of notice would you like?
Husband: At least a week.
I paid $4 for gift wrap on a gift that wasn't wrapped and spent 40 minutes trying to get a refund.
HP and Amazon's customer service is reason enough to not use their products or services.
HP and Amazon's customer service is reason enough to not use their products or services.
June 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I paid $4 for gift wrap on a gift that wasn't wrapped and spent 40 minutes trying to get a refund.
HP and Amazon's customer service is reason enough to not use their products or services.
HP and Amazon's customer service is reason enough to not use their products or services.
Not sure where it's from, but this is how I found it, but I agree with the message.
youtube.com/shorts/CrbbK...
youtube.com/shorts/CrbbK...
Service members, remember your oath
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtube.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not sure where it's from, but this is how I found it, but I agree with the message.
youtube.com/shorts/CrbbK...
youtube.com/shorts/CrbbK...
There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Thou shalt not call yourself “the law and order party” when your leader is a convicted felon who constantly pardons criminals in exchange for millions of dollars in bribes.
May 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm not a control freak. More of a self-controlled freak.
April 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm not a control freak. More of a self-controlled freak.
Got oblivion remastered, so while it downloads, I'm off to find some thing to hold down my W key to get my sneak max level before leaving the tutorial.
April 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Got oblivion remastered, so while it downloads, I'm off to find some thing to hold down my W key to get my sneak max level before leaving the tutorial.