BongNips
@bongnips.bsky.social
Off 150ml of that robo juice got me introspective. Casey Anthony was a monster
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Off 150ml of that robo juice got me introspective. Casey Anthony was a monster
Does anyone know where I can buy a slow feeder for a dog but for a human
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Does anyone know where I can buy a slow feeder for a dog but for a human
This hot chick that I follow posted look what came in:)) on her story and it was a picture of her shoes, so I slide up and say hahaha yeah that’s something that I’d want to cum in;) and by her response you would’ve thought that I said the n word. Which I promptly did.
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This hot chick that I follow posted look what came in:)) on her story and it was a picture of her shoes, so I slide up and say hahaha yeah that’s something that I’d want to cum in;) and by her response you would’ve thought that I said the n word. Which I promptly did.
Like 99% of the time I’m glad I don’t work in an office because I’d probably kill myself or everyone else in there but just once I’d like to approach someone at the water cooler, give them a jim halpert face and say. “Mondays. Am I right? 😂” and watch the light leave their eyes.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Like 99% of the time I’m glad I don’t work in an office because I’d probably kill myself or everyone else in there but just once I’d like to approach someone at the water cooler, give them a jim halpert face and say. “Mondays. Am I right? 😂” and watch the light leave their eyes.
The problem I’m having with most social media is that I am a niche internet micro celebrity but I’m being gate kept. I suspect this has something to do with the radical left, or George soros
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The problem I’m having with most social media is that I am a niche internet micro celebrity but I’m being gate kept. I suspect this has something to do with the radical left, or George soros
Me: everything around me is slowly collapsing. Falling apart as if my life is a castle, built upon shifting sands. On the nearby hills, thousands of spiders weave a web of infinite sorrow. Trapping souls of the damned
My doctor: hey buddy here’s that vyvanse prescription:)
Me: omg yay:)
My doctor: hey buddy here’s that vyvanse prescription:)
Me: omg yay:)
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me: everything around me is slowly collapsing. Falling apart as if my life is a castle, built upon shifting sands. On the nearby hills, thousands of spiders weave a web of infinite sorrow. Trapping souls of the damned
My doctor: hey buddy here’s that vyvanse prescription:)
Me: omg yay:)
My doctor: hey buddy here’s that vyvanse prescription:)
Me: omg yay:)
Wtf is my roommate using c batteries for in 2025
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wtf is my roommate using c batteries for in 2025
Last time I linked with the weird girl she did the 6 7 motion with my balls. We’re getting married in April
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Last time I linked with the weird girl she did the 6 7 motion with my balls. We’re getting married in April
Hot goth chick from 2003: oh and fuck bush.
Me: yeah girl I’m trying
Me: yeah girl I’m trying
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hot goth chick from 2003: oh and fuck bush.
Me: yeah girl I’m trying
Me: yeah girl I’m trying
I hate Sydney Sweeney because she’s gearing up to become a huge far right talking head.
You hate her because she’s super hot and has a massive rack.
We are not the same
You hate her because she’s super hot and has a massive rack.
We are not the same
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hate Sydney Sweeney because she’s gearing up to become a huge far right talking head.
You hate her because she’s super hot and has a massive rack.
We are not the same
You hate her because she’s super hot and has a massive rack.
We are not the same
USAA: and thank you so much for your selfless service and sacrifice as we honor you, your family and everyone else who served in the armed forces this Veterans Day.
Me, whose grandfather was a desk jockey in the army like 50 years ago: no problem :)
Me, whose grandfather was a desk jockey in the army like 50 years ago: no problem :)
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
USAA: and thank you so much for your selfless service and sacrifice as we honor you, your family and everyone else who served in the armed forces this Veterans Day.
Me, whose grandfather was a desk jockey in the army like 50 years ago: no problem :)
Me, whose grandfather was a desk jockey in the army like 50 years ago: no problem :)
Is weed becoming too strong? The man with 2 faces who appears everytime I hit my dab pen thinks so
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Is weed becoming too strong? The man with 2 faces who appears everytime I hit my dab pen thinks so
Curtis Sliwa for jets head coach
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Curtis Sliwa for jets head coach
For as long as I’m alive I will never understand how people can look at a guy like mamdani who just wants to help the poor and working people of New York. And say yeah that actually might be hitlers younger brother man. Fuck Mike Johnson.
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
For as long as I’m alive I will never understand how people can look at a guy like mamdani who just wants to help the poor and working people of New York. And say yeah that actually might be hitlers younger brother man. Fuck Mike Johnson.
Not a lot of people know this but the immediate break glass cure for depression is listening to the song vacation by the go gos like 3-17 times in a row
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not a lot of people know this but the immediate break glass cure for depression is listening to the song vacation by the go gos like 3-17 times in a row
Shordy talking about head I said this must be the place 😌
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Shordy talking about head I said this must be the place 😌
“I needed this” and “this” is just me eating most of the family size box of white cheddar cheezits
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
“I needed this” and “this” is just me eating most of the family size box of white cheddar cheezits
Wow a lot of gay tweets in a row today this is eye opening
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wow a lot of gay tweets in a row today this is eye opening
10,000 years ago our monkey ancestors went to god & said god can we please have nerve endings in our anus so we can tell when we need to poop. And god said yes. So god gave us anal nerves but here’s the thing. Monkeys. Are terrible people. So the monkeys took those nerve endings & invented anal sex
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
10,000 years ago our monkey ancestors went to god & said god can we please have nerve endings in our anus so we can tell when we need to poop. And god said yes. So god gave us anal nerves but here’s the thing. Monkeys. Are terrible people. So the monkeys took those nerve endings & invented anal sex
Gay uncle kracker be like: give me your peen boy and fuck my hole, I wanna get fucked by your cock and bulls cuz im so gay.
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gay uncle kracker be like: give me your peen boy and fuck my hole, I wanna get fucked by your cock and bulls cuz im so gay.
Love it when the gay ambulance drives by (the one that goes eeee ooo eeee ooo)
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Love it when the gay ambulance drives by (the one that goes eeee ooo eeee ooo)
The lion does not concern himself with the fact that the only romantic interest in his life is a recently divorced mother of 4
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the fact that the only romantic interest in his life is a recently divorced mother of 4
Been eating a lot of nuts and fruits with seeds recently. The birds are becoming envious
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Been eating a lot of nuts and fruits with seeds recently. The birds are becoming envious
People on tiktok will be like 9 toy tonka trucks for less than the price of a used 2015 Toyota Camry. Who the fuck taught them measurements
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
People on tiktok will be like 9 toy tonka trucks for less than the price of a used 2015 Toyota Camry. Who the fuck taught them measurements
There are demons in my blood and I need to do a life changing amount of acid in order to fight them
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There are demons in my blood and I need to do a life changing amount of acid in order to fight them