Bongfellatio🏳️🌈🌿🚫👑🐸
@bongfellatio420.bsky.social
Gay disabled older man in Nashville, TN. Democratic socialist.
Hating Republicans since Nixon.
#Resist #cannabis #SexySexagenerian
Queer as a $3 bill.
NSFW 🔞 Repost = 👍🏻
Don't bother asking for money, I don't have any. No DMs please.
No bio=no follow back
Hating Republicans since Nixon.
#Resist #cannabis #SexySexagenerian
Queer as a $3 bill.
NSFW 🔞 Repost = 👍🏻
Don't bother asking for money, I don't have any. No DMs please.
No bio=no follow back
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch, Delmar's been saved
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch, Delmar's been saved
I want to know why the top of my Izze grapefruit smells like cigarettes
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I want to know why the top of my Izze grapefruit smells like cigarettes
Hemper just sent me a hilarious email
The Puffco Peak, a SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR bong! True, it's electronic and all but fuck, 6 C notes for a fucking bong?! I'll keep using the one I bought for $50 8 years ago, thanks
The Puffco Peak, a SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR bong! True, it's electronic and all but fuck, 6 C notes for a fucking bong?! I'll keep using the one I bought for $50 8 years ago, thanks
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hemper just sent me a hilarious email
The Puffco Peak, a SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR bong! True, it's electronic and all but fuck, 6 C notes for a fucking bong?! I'll keep using the one I bought for $50 8 years ago, thanks
The Puffco Peak, a SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR bong! True, it's electronic and all but fuck, 6 C notes for a fucking bong?! I'll keep using the one I bought for $50 8 years ago, thanks
Once again, South America leads the hemisphere in the way to deal with a corrupt gang of thieves calling themselves "leaders"
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Once again, South America leads the hemisphere in the way to deal with a corrupt gang of thieves calling themselves "leaders"
Remember Eisenhower? The commander of Allied forces against the Nazis and 34th president of the United States? Read HIS tax policy. Elon Musk would shit if we did this today, AS WE SHOULD #EatTheRich
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Remember Eisenhower? The commander of Allied forces against the Nazis and 34th president of the United States? Read HIS tax policy. Elon Musk would shit if we did this today, AS WE SHOULD #EatTheRich
I'm sitting here looking at my naked guy calendar and realizing that next year I have an ordinary note-taking sort of calendar with zero schlong and I may cry 😢
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm sitting here looking at my naked guy calendar and realizing that next year I have an ordinary note-taking sort of calendar with zero schlong and I may cry 😢
I like my shaved armpits and closely trimmed bush and I don't care if it makes straight white guys uncomfortable
I need a trim, sorry
I need a trim, sorry
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I like my shaved armpits and closely trimmed bush and I don't care if it makes straight white guys uncomfortable
I need a trim, sorry
I need a trim, sorry
Mary Austin had an, um, complicated relationship with Freddie Mercury. She's decking him out in basically drag now and goes to bed with him later. 🤷🏻♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Mary Austin had an, um, complicated relationship with Freddie Mercury. She's decking him out in basically drag now and goes to bed with him later. 🤷🏻♂️
Someone gave me this turkey slim Jim knockoff and I was thinking hmm turkey I dunno and then I realized what could be worse than what is in regular slim Jims which is nothing so I guess I'll eat it
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Someone gave me this turkey slim Jim knockoff and I was thinking hmm turkey I dunno and then I realized what could be worse than what is in regular slim Jims which is nothing so I guess I'll eat it
This Izze shit is the bomb 💣
I have a 24 pack 4 flavor assortment coming soon, looking forward to the other flavors though this blackberry is amazing 👏
I have a 24 pack 4 flavor assortment coming soon, looking forward to the other flavors though this blackberry is amazing 👏
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This Izze shit is the bomb 💣
I have a 24 pack 4 flavor assortment coming soon, looking forward to the other flavors though this blackberry is amazing 👏
I have a 24 pack 4 flavor assortment coming soon, looking forward to the other flavors though this blackberry is amazing 👏
Just had my cognitive test for my annual physical and the doctor told me with tears in his eyes that no one ever aced a cognitive test as well as I did and many people are saying it's the best performance on a senility screening they've ever seen.
See how ridiculous that sounds?
See how ridiculous that sounds?
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just had my cognitive test for my annual physical and the doctor told me with tears in his eyes that no one ever aced a cognitive test as well as I did and many people are saying it's the best performance on a senility screening they've ever seen.
See how ridiculous that sounds?
See how ridiculous that sounds?
Turns out Jim is a MAGA asshole, so stop posting this please.
Use another Rockwell painting, he made lots
Maybe this one, if you want to put words in her mouth
Use another Rockwell painting, he made lots
Maybe this one, if you want to put words in her mouth
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Turns out Jim is a MAGA asshole, so stop posting this please.
Use another Rockwell painting, he made lots
Maybe this one, if you want to put words in her mouth
Use another Rockwell painting, he made lots
Maybe this one, if you want to put words in her mouth
I went to the social security office the other day and I swear it looked like they had Trump's mug shot on the wall
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I went to the social security office the other day and I swear it looked like they had Trump's mug shot on the wall
Finished product #cannabiscommunity
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Finished product #cannabiscommunity
So in typical stoner fashion, our intrepid hero has a strawberry fields forever moment and puts ice-cream toppings in the cake batter
Stay tuned for this developing #cannabiscommunity story
Stay tuned for this developing #cannabiscommunity story
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So in typical stoner fashion, our intrepid hero has a strawberry fields forever moment and puts ice-cream toppings in the cake batter
Stay tuned for this developing #cannabiscommunity story
Stay tuned for this developing #cannabiscommunity story
Ask not what you did to humiliate the country, rather ask what you did to keep your country from humiliating you
- JFK if he were alive today
- JFK if he were alive today
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ask not what you did to humiliate the country, rather ask what you did to keep your country from humiliating you
- JFK if he were alive today
- JFK if he were alive today
you know, Norman Rockwell painted other paintings than this one
meme the little girl for a while, meeting dude is getting tiresome
meme the little girl for a while, meeting dude is getting tiresome
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you know, Norman Rockwell painted other paintings than this one
meme the little girl for a while, meeting dude is getting tiresome
meme the little girl for a while, meeting dude is getting tiresome
"lessee, if I jog south-east right here, I can miss the red states entirely since I don't have that much coal and besides, they just burn it"
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"lessee, if I jog south-east right here, I can miss the red states entirely since I don't have that much coal and besides, they just burn it"
"I have chosen as my recitation "The Constitution of the United States of America" since so few of you know what it says"
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"I have chosen as my recitation "The Constitution of the United States of America" since so few of you know what it says"
"Runnin' away from home, eh? Good thing you're a white kid in the 40s instead of a brown kid in 2025 or I'd have to pepper spray and ziptie you"
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Runnin' away from home, eh? Good thing you're a white kid in the 40s instead of a brown kid in 2025 or I'd have to pepper spray and ziptie you"
I wonder how you play this game that's supposed to be ancient Egyptian
Some Etsy shop probably makes and sells the damn things
Some Etsy shop probably makes and sells the damn things
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wonder how you play this game that's supposed to be ancient Egyptian
Some Etsy shop probably makes and sells the damn things
Some Etsy shop probably makes and sells the damn things
[Chicago hoodlum accent]Here's the deal,see? I patent this beard style before anyone talking somewhat rhythmically and calling it music steals it, 'kay?
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
[Chicago hoodlum accent]Here's the deal,see? I patent this beard style before anyone talking somewhat rhythmically and calling it music steals it, 'kay?
My idea of hell is having to listen to this for eternity 😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My idea of hell is having to listen to this for eternity 😭
Now, is that not the most beautiful thing you have ever seen? Peanut butter, apricot preserves, and banana on whole wheat bread
#cooksky
#cooksky
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now, is that not the most beautiful thing you have ever seen? Peanut butter, apricot preserves, and banana on whole wheat bread
#cooksky
#cooksky
I didn't know that MAGA meant Make America Germany Again
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I didn't know that MAGA meant Make America Germany Again