Bongani
bonganimadethis.bsky.social
Bongani
@bonganimadethis.bsky.social
He don’t miss
New York City, I can see a future with you. And it’s one we can afford.

Our new ad just aired during The Golden Bachelor.
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
STOP MAKING ART!!! It’s grifting time! Turn that creativity into nefarious schemes
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Airports are annoying, but exciting. Bus terminals are gross, and also a reminder of how poor you are
April 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
People tell me the traffic in LA is bad (it is), but the drivers aren’t ready for Boston agression. I’m willing to ruin your car, my car, the road, and general safety just to beat you (even if I’m in the wrong)
April 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As the leader of a Fortune 500 company, I can honestly say the way that organizations need to advance is by building 45 feet deep fire pits in the office
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One thing that was missing from the good book is that on the 8th day, God created Patagonia vests for finance bros
March 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine getting invaded by a fleet of cyber trucks. Put down your firearm, pick up a water gun, and you looking at total domination
February 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM