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Jasmine 🎃
@bonfireblossom.bsky.social
Brit in Bonn, linguist turned computer whisperer. I 🖤 metal, fast cars and nerd things
I know, I'm neglecting my poor computer by turning it on, gaming for like 30 minutes, then turning it off again. But I don't want to spend all day fixing other people's tech and then come home and repair my own tech 😭
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Boredom level: Colouring in the scales on my tattoo with blue highlighter. Kinda like it though 🤔 🐍

#snake #tattoo
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Awesome, thank you!
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Yes! I was listening to the Simple Minds song the other day actually :) And the hook in Smalltown Boy is legendary.

Not synthy, but mostly been listening to this on repeat lately. I didn't realise the Nightwish version is a cover and I like the original better: youtu.be/7IocRCDWB5k?...
Gary Moore - Over The Hills And Far Away (1987)
YouTube video by MrGhostrider19
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December 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is very delightfully 80's :D
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's a real shame that masks, the idea of protecting and taking care of others didn't stick around, and five years on from COVID we're back to open-mouth coughing on people on the bus.
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I hate it too, and with animal videos it feels even more pointless. You can literally film an animal sleeping for five minutes, put it on the internet, and people will watch it! No need to make shit up, when real life provides enough fulfilment.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Was genuinely so confused with the technical part. I spent ages learning all the lights and how they work and reviewing all of my notes, and then this guy is just straight up like "beep beep motherfucker"
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Jasmine 🎃
Sorry but can you imagine looking in the eyes of an early hominid as its consciousness is being born in a cavalcade of desperately earned synaptic flickers and chemical astoundments and tell yourself, 'the rightful replacement of all this wonder is a computer program that can't understand plurals'
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM