yet every time I hop in the Fast Reconnaissance Vehicle, the driver proceeds to drive us off a cliff in Homage to the UNSC Marines Corps.

A Super-Earth Defence Representative commented that the Automaton invited to the groupchat was a "reporter who made a profession of peddling hoaxes".

"I have the passcode as D3 kept dying at the bunker but I can only remember the first and last digits. I know it starts with 9 and ends with 4. Damnit, why couldn't C7 handle this?"

written like those collectible documents you would find in the Resident Evil games.

Finally a streamer who understands the first rule of streaming:

they were too busy tea-bagging at the gates.

well this paragraph wasn't on my bingo card.