That’s cold to you? I put on shorts

I do it for the love of the game

..all of a sudden it’s the Mountain Dewritos Game Awards, I’m hosting Doritos eating contests, I’m wearing a Doritos crown — right?? If I’m lying, I’m dying. And my legacy is Doritos — everything about me is Doritos. I’m the Doritos pope. I could dew myself in for shooting that video.

I hate that it looks like I’m wiping sweat away from my mouth looking at the screen

Billy Bald Thornton???

I like that they never say it’s bull dick. It’ll say something funnier like, “100% bull pizzle”. Buncha bull shizzle if you ask me.

What’s in your thermos

Cyberpope 2078

Wait til you see what hawk tuah looks like now!!