Alistair would never. Be-bobbed Alistair might.

pumpkin fluff is only acceptable ON TOP of pumpkin pie

1) mind your business
2) refer to #1

I escaped the spermbrow's lifelong consequences only through cruel congenital happenstance

no, the curse of being of eastern european descent. never have I known the loving caress of a natural eyebrow's sweet shadow

I have to craft those mfs from scratch every morning. they are pure fiction, an illusory affectation I painstakingly apply as not to haunt the passerby.

go on!

but where ... is it insane? in the toes? the pancreas? the ulna?

I like when it asks if I want to open an Adobe PDF with my Adobe PDF Reader. yeah! that's its whole job!

as well as a second wave telling me that none of the things I just listed have anything to do with the original post. it's good to be invisible.

a benefit to having only ~100 followers on here is that I'm unlikely to get a swarm of smarmy 'well actually' plumfuckers shouting things about gateway timeouts and cookies and clearing my cache