Nawww

can I be nosey and ask what guage is your septum?

also welcome to the UK!

That's not a joke by the way, I've heard of 10 people passing away and every single time it's been solo breath play.

Ah well... that seems ridiculously dangerous and literally the only way I've ever heard of anyone ever passing away doing kink. But your life I suppose innit.

what weekends were made for

Really hope you're not doing breath play alone. It is so ridiculously dangerous.

I have not, however, cleaned my room

Good boy!