Meeting the reception parents was very stressful, as I crumbled into dust before their healthy, clear-skinned gazes

Amazing Damo. I don’t want to think how early (or long) you had to be there to get that.

Without it this app is all about one guy for me

“Ah a disaster and emergency kit in my hotel room, how thoughtful and completely normal” I think every time I check in to California

No, but he’s all over my Threads!

Might as well get the “it’s the most shit idea I’ve ever heard … oh I like it” cycle started early!