"Why does steamed pudding play such a significant role in your schools?"

What joy could I get from seeing a dead friend in a dream if he was always there on my phone, filling my head with false memories and Wrong impressions? An insult to life itself. If he could see that shit, he'd kill himself all over again.

If I were the type of person who would upload a photo of him to an app so some billionaire's computer could puppet his shell around and tell me a soulless approximation of what he would have thought of the minecraft movie, that dream would have been worthless to me.

Not long ago a long-dead friend of mine showed up in a dream. It had been years and years since this had happened, and it genuinely moved me that my brain could still reach for him as a person I know to populate my nightly random synapse parties with. I nearly cried when I woke up.

Hertz won't even sell donuts anymore, because of woke.

Why are there so many campaign streamers on the space force flag. Have they... done a lot?

The snakes and bugs rushing into his suit is A+