DrinksKetchup
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Welcome to the "Ronald Reagan was a Dickhead" tour.
Heavy Metal is the best.
Heavy Metal is the best.
Holy fucking duckshit you could ask these people how many lights they see and they'd answer "trump is the only light"
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Holy fucking duckshit you could ask these people how many lights they see and they'd answer "trump is the only light"
Karate
Cooking
Martial Arts movies
Why the first TMNT movie was the best one
The rigors of parenthood
Cooking
Martial Arts movies
Why the first TMNT movie was the best one
The rigors of parenthood
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Karate
Cooking
Martial Arts movies
Why the first TMNT movie was the best one
The rigors of parenthood
Cooking
Martial Arts movies
Why the first TMNT movie was the best one
The rigors of parenthood
I hope they lose cause Dan Rooney was a terrible tipper.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I hope they lose cause Dan Rooney was a terrible tipper.
Getting the right amount of coffee to water ratio to get a really good cup in the morning.
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Getting the right amount of coffee to water ratio to get a really good cup in the morning.
Whatevs. Hail Satan, eat spinach.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Whatevs. Hail Satan, eat spinach.
(unsurprisingly) it wasn't HTM that I heard that from
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
(unsurprisingly) it wasn't HTM that I heard that from
You can tell him that I'd watched DBZ since it aired on Toonami in the afternoons and my intro to it was Gohan under Piccolo's training and that abridged does the series justice.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
You can tell him that I'd watched DBZ since it aired on Toonami in the afternoons and my intro to it was Gohan under Piccolo's training and that abridged does the series justice.
Man. That was a WEIRD sense of accomplishment I had that day at the blood bank.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Man. That was a WEIRD sense of accomplishment I had that day at the blood bank.
I'm Ian. At 17 I almost got my two friends (at the time) and myself t-boned by a cement truck after I ran a stop sign I didn't see cause I was too tired from the cross country training we just did
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'm Ian. At 17 I almost got my two friends (at the time) and myself t-boned by a cement truck after I ran a stop sign I didn't see cause I was too tired from the cross country training we just did
RIP Lanny Poffo
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
RIP Lanny Poffo
I know exactly what you're talking about even with the zero context. If it happens today, I'd make out with the ghost of Xmas future.
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know exactly what you're talking about even with the zero context. If it happens today, I'd make out with the ghost of Xmas future.
Agreed. And his "punches" should get him sentenced to Stu Hart's dungeon.
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Agreed. And his "punches" should get him sentenced to Stu Hart's dungeon.
Lol I don't know who he is, but it's obvious he's an idiot or lost a loved one too apple pie
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lol I don't know who he is, but it's obvious he's an idiot or lost a loved one too apple pie
You and that Dennis are (thankfully) nothing alike.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You and that Dennis are (thankfully) nothing alike.
I love the fact that you seem to be getting more and more successful as the years go on. You're absolutely worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I love the fact that you seem to be getting more and more successful as the years go on. You're absolutely worth it.
Even while suspecting the worst from these dipshits, they still manage to surprise me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Even while suspecting the worst from these dipshits, they still manage to surprise me.
I'll bust out the steamed hams
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'll bust out the steamed hams
"What color is the sun? I mean, you've definitely seen that before."
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"What color is the sun? I mean, you've definitely seen that before."