TheCumquatAndTheQuail
@bolski91.bsky.social
Evertonian.
Once called Morgan Schneiderlin a ‘Rolls Royce of a footballer’.
Scouser in Australia.
Was born, currently living, will die one day.
Once called Morgan Schneiderlin a ‘Rolls Royce of a footballer’.
Scouser in Australia.
Was born, currently living, will die one day.
Get a life McIlroy. Yer boss golf tit
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Get a life McIlroy. Yer boss golf tit
He’s steadied the ship. Thanks. Move on end of season
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He’s steadied the ship. Thanks. Move on end of season
I’m sorry, I just don’t share people’s love of Pickford
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m sorry, I just don’t share people’s love of Pickford
That’s what happens when you don’t take your fucking chances
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That’s what happens when you don’t take your fucking chances
Onana best player on the pitch by a mile today for Villa
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Onana best player on the pitch by a mile today for Villa
Weekend togger.
Forest - Staggering that Ange at Forest didn’t work out, staggering
Newcastle - the big grock up front making them forget they’re a bit meh
Leeds - will be relegated
Palace/Bournemouth - mad bastards
City - Haaland. Calm down with all the goals. Get a life
Wolves - ooof
Forest - Staggering that Ange at Forest didn’t work out, staggering
Newcastle - the big grock up front making them forget they’re a bit meh
Leeds - will be relegated
Palace/Bournemouth - mad bastards
City - Haaland. Calm down with all the goals. Get a life
Wolves - ooof
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Weekend togger.
Forest - Staggering that Ange at Forest didn’t work out, staggering
Newcastle - the big grock up front making them forget they’re a bit meh
Leeds - will be relegated
Palace/Bournemouth - mad bastards
City - Haaland. Calm down with all the goals. Get a life
Wolves - ooof
Forest - Staggering that Ange at Forest didn’t work out, staggering
Newcastle - the big grock up front making them forget they’re a bit meh
Leeds - will be relegated
Palace/Bournemouth - mad bastards
City - Haaland. Calm down with all the goals. Get a life
Wolves - ooof
Anyone see Digne for Villa’s winner? Outrageous
Just for the avoidance of doubt, Raphael Benitez sold him and bought Mykolenko
Just for the avoidance of doubt, Raphael Benitez sold him and bought Mykolenko
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Anyone see Digne for Villa’s winner? Outrageous
Just for the avoidance of doubt, Raphael Benitez sold him and bought Mykolenko
Just for the avoidance of doubt, Raphael Benitez sold him and bought Mykolenko
Played alright. Just levels below them. Unless we find someone who can actually score a goal it’s going to be a bit tedious.
Meh
Meh
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Played alright. Just levels below them. Unless we find someone who can actually score a goal it’s going to be a bit tedious.
Meh
Meh
Is there a cooling off period with Pickford’s contract?
Fuckinell
Fuckinell
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is there a cooling off period with Pickford’s contract?
Fuckinell
Fuckinell
N’Diaye has been good but that was awful ball watching
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
N’Diaye has been good but that was awful ball watching
BUT DE ILIMAN NDIAYE #senegal #football
YouTube video by INFO 24 SENEGAL PRO
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October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Pickford trying to tackle someone again rather than diving at their feet
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Pickford trying to tackle someone again rather than diving at their feet
I for one, am staggered a 34 year old, who just received an upgrade to one of the biggest contracts in world football is experiencing diminishing returns. Staggered
October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I for one, am staggered a 34 year old, who just received an upgrade to one of the biggest contracts in world football is experiencing diminishing returns. Staggered
This is so true. Every morning me and my work mates, when switching on the computer, is check to see with this deformed crank said overnight
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This is so true. Every morning me and my work mates, when switching on the computer, is check to see with this deformed crank said overnight
We can’t afford the 70M striker who will score 15-20 goals. Can we please fucking find a striker who can control a ball that’s played into their feet?
September 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We can’t afford the 70M striker who will score 15-20 goals. Can we please fucking find a striker who can control a ball that’s played into their feet?
Oh and by the way. It really hasn’t been a good start to the season. If we are going to constantly compare to the last few years, then I’m happy for you. Relative easy fixture list, out of cup. It fucking stinks
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh and by the way. It really hasn’t been a good start to the season. If we are going to constantly compare to the last few years, then I’m happy for you. Relative easy fixture list, out of cup. It fucking stinks
Genuinely don’t know what to make of that. Every thought is always underpinned by who unspeakably shite we’ve been over the last few years. And how this is clearly a lot better. I really just want to see us be braver on the ball.
Anyway
MEH
Anyway
MEH
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Genuinely don’t know what to make of that. Every thought is always underpinned by who unspeakably shite we’ve been over the last few years. And how this is clearly a lot better. I really just want to see us be braver on the ball.
Anyway
MEH
Anyway
MEH
Fuck off Pickford
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Fuck off Pickford
That little noodle headed parrafin, Harvey Elliott out of the cup. Yes, I find joy in the smallest of things
September 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That little noodle headed parrafin, Harvey Elliott out of the cup. Yes, I find joy in the smallest of things
Two cracking goals for the women’s team at the pit. The first was almost Beto-esque isolated up front alone. The comparison abruptly ended when she retained possession and bent it in to the far corner.
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Two cracking goals for the women’s team at the pit. The first was almost Beto-esque isolated up front alone. The comparison abruptly ended when she retained possession and bent it in to the far corner.
Wissa 55M to Newcastle. 29 year old!!!! Good grief
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Wissa 55M to Newcastle. 29 year old!!!! Good grief
Evertons bench . Phwoooaaarrrr
August 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Evertons bench . Phwoooaaarrrr
VAR no no no no no no no no no no
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
VAR no no no no no no no no no no
I reckon I know about 4 Chelsea players. The mad bastards
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I reckon I know about 4 Chelsea players. The mad bastards
McNeil. Fuuuuucccckkkk.
Grim
Grim
August 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
McNeil. Fuuuuucccckkkk.
Grim
Grim