No matter how cool you think your Smash scene is, you will never have what Iowa has.

Which is BONER vs Bollz (the Luigi) grand finals at Boner IV The Bashathy

1st at the BONER Bash 4. Lost to BONER at round 2 and made it all the way back beating him twice, derkquake, axiom, keey, rev_ and B.Frankel. already had the shirt from a previous bash, but I think it's imperative to say "I got Smashed at the BONER Bash"

I just registered for Who's On Ledge? 9 www.start.gg/whosonledge via @startgg

I just registered for Who's On Ledge? 9 www.start.gg/whosonledge via @startgg

Won Big Spoon 8! (1st/45)

I'm gunning for that #1 PR Iowa Spot and it's looking good! Got wins on BONER, Bollz, and Hareta twice!

2nd at marshalltown, very hyped that i beat hareta for the first time but double lost to jinx. glad i have a vod to review for it tho

The number of points to get a top 100 ranking for every character on @schustats.bsky.social's rankings (ordered). This measures the popularity and the number of solid reps for each character. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... This is the link for every threshold sorted by their number on the roster.

Upon further consideration, I've updated my top 10 games list:

Nintendogs: Best Friends
Nintendogs: Shiba
Nintendogs: Dalmatian
Nintendogs: Labrador
Nintendogs: Dachshund
Nintendogs+Cats: Golden Retriever
Nintendogs+Cats: Bulldog
Nintendogs+Cats: Shiba
Nintendogs+Cats: Poodle
Nintendogs: Chihuahua

@apollokage.bsky.social's followers list is the North Star for Midwest Smash Bros.

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