Park Slope dad in Carhartt pushing a double-wide stroller up 8th Ave and whistling Bulletproof by La Roux … yeah I’m taking notes

but the continued success of this template both originates in and reifies this (completely constructed) hermeneutic that to be on the left side of anything is necessarily to be weak/a scold/pathetic because it’s pathetic to care about things, which is, obviously, rooted in misogyny

Who’s that behind those Foster Grants?

getting real “airport bathroom vibes” vibes in this bathroom

Need a sweet treat like yesterday and also can I say deadass

Any intimacy coordinators on The Sopranos set?

this is how I imagine most “culture writers” look after hitting post on the stupidest, most Wikipedia-level article you’ve ever read

shirtless in the home office chair. hilarious in the Slack chat. delirious always. I fear no one else is doing it like me. not this Christmas.

today I’m thankful to be a full-time contractor for the 681st largest corporation by revenue according to Fortune. one in 12 workers are paid through the products I help market. on this day of gratitude I am going to grind up some OxiClean and see how it tastes

born too early to be a yapper. born too late to be a chatterbox. born just in time to have the gift of the gab.