Also it's boring, which is the worst part. I come here to check up on one or two people and that's about it.

Thinking about this guy I once knew who was a self described centrist who hated Clinton, voted Trump, had conservative leaning views, and consumed Fox News... but said he would have voted for Bernie

Chuck Schumer lowers head, looks up over glasses perched precariously at the end of his nose as he shudders imperceptibly with pleasure: "Did someone say 'bipartisan'?"

Great, now I have to go through with my idea to go on a birthday bike ride to Dairy Queen

Schumer's glasses are gonna be the lowest they've ever been

All they gotta do in court is put on the hundred episodes where he talks about the all the businesses and property he definitely doesn't have because it's actually his dad that owns it, also go buy Dr. Jones' Naturals (from Alex's dad of course) to save Infowars