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boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
astonishing
@boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
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just a turtle dewdrop whirling in the swamp. she/her, technically old enough to run for president (if i weren't a mutant ninja turtle)
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boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
difficulties in bird identification
a sketchy drawing in felt-tip pen on notebook paper. it shows a dark soaring bird with wings that hook back sharply, being observed by a small car saying "WOW". the road is captioned "who was this mysteriois bird???"
June 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
this guy in particular: v friendly and patient
a giant air-filled anthropomorphic boba tea, welcoming passersby to the store
May 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
wtf? AI is trying to kill my beloved tom lehrer!
a screencap from facebook, showing a cartoon of a man and a woman feeding pigeons captioned "be careful, that's tom lehrer!" and below this, meta AI lists tom lehrer's dates as 1928-2020. my dude is still alive and kicking at age 97!
April 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
in motion:
April 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
this is FOMO, the bird living in FRITZ HAUS (my old hedgehog's vacation home) - i think he likes me
a curve-billed thrasher perching on a concrete wall. his handsome tail is at a jaunty angle. behind him is blue sky and a palm tree
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
this guy came to protect me from the swimming pool, lick the sun-in out of my hair, and take selfies
a pug in profile, sticking his tongue out longingly towards a human. behind them is a fucking gorgeous bougainvillea the corner of a human's face and glasses; the corner of a concerned-looking pug's face; a fabulous magenta bougainvillea; very blue sky and fluffy white clouds a close-up of a pug's wrinkles, nose, chin, and little pink tongue
March 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
the cat is not impressed
a soft orange cat, just awakened from a Peaceful Snooze, regards a completed not-LEGO african violet project with befuddlement and disdain
March 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
introducing my baby brother to a rich and compelling narrative #HotDaga #BuzzfeedUnsolved
a pug, seen from behind, deeply invested in the Hot Daga from Buzzfeed Unsolved (two hot dogs on a desert island)
March 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
he really thought he had that bug...
a soft orange cat crouched on the carpet, looking perturbed
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
it's the same picture meme.jpg #USPoli
the man on the left is Robert Reich, former labor secretary under Clinton. the man on the right is Sir Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars (1977). OR SO THEY TELL ME...
February 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
baby on a MISSION
a soft orange cat in a blue harness strides with great purpose across the astroturf. where is he going? nobody knows
February 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
yolo will judge them in your absence, don't worry
a very soft orange cat wearing a furious scowl, one big fluffy foot poking out of his loaf pose. (his uncle the pug is snoring in a most undignified fashion, and the cat strongly objects.)
February 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
describe life in thrift store items
an orange fancy-glass plate that declares PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD - imagine discovering that under your breakfast a lamp where the bulb is inside a yawning baby's head: the EATER OF LIGHT
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
watching Good Ship Murder - yolo was so pleased by the main guy's singing that he stopped mid-bath to listen
a large television displaying the end of an episode of Good Ship Murder (a man in a badly fitting white jacket, lit in red, singing a song about red lights); in the lower corner, a soft orange cat in a wing chair gazes at him in delight a closer view of the soft orange cat, nose buried in his own fluffy furs, eyes wide with delight
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
i'm very normal
a sign made up of smaller panels, in the style of those "in this family, we salute jesus, wave our pickup trucks, chew our american flags thoroughly, etc" decorations. it reads as follows: In this mime troupe... science is a verb, what doesn't kill you makes you stranger, icy conditions may exist, smooth birds fly better, some people are very tall & merciless, we eat the fruit and throw away the rind
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
alas, poor Yorick! dude was gay AF
a sparkly silver-colored skull decoration, held in an outstretched hand. there's a parking lot in the background
January 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
found a genuine vintage piece in the bathroom drawer just now
the front and back of a bottle of sterile anti-redness eye drops from... Brooks Pharmacy? didn't they go out of business in, like, 2007? the back reveals that these eye drops expired January 2001. (good thing i didn't use them!)
December 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
she really enjoyed watching kermit enjoy a bar of irish spring soap, though
aria, a beautiful black xolo dog, wags her tail in delight as kermit, a gray and white italian greyhound, rubs his face on a bar of soap on the big screen tv above her
December 22, 2024 at 12:48 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
um?????
a very soft orange cat, armpit-deep in a desk drawer, rummaging around for plastic things to steal and eat. his stripey tail is curved like a question mark, as it is during all his favorite explorations and/or crimes
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
i love... Collage...
a bulletin board collage, featuring a phrenology diagram, a urinomancy diagram, an art piece depicting vivisection, fruits labeled by AI Weirdness (small language model), DeForrest Kelley as "Bones" McCoy from Star Trek, oracle cards, charms, and a bright orange label that says "IMPORTANT ! UNZIP ME ! PARTS INSIDE"
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
starting a gofundme ao i can create a 5-foot-long $800 rickroll
a photo of this uncommon goods dot com listing: https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/custom-song-wall-art
December 5, 2024 at 1:49 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
felt cute, might delete later
a bright pink crochet yip-yip alien with a whole red bull can poking out of her mouth - that is to say, a portrait of the poster's soul
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
"oh, you look so cute! you look like that bee girl!"
"?"
"you know what i mean! they're little fairy girls and one of them is a bee."
(guess who she meant!)
me in a platinum blonde wig, a braided hairband with a bigass flower, and a t-shirt that says TACOCAT (rest out of frame) the lower half of my outfit: the shirt has a cat dressed as a taco on it and reads "TACOCAT spelled backwards is TACOCAT", and the skirt is black velvet with jellyfish on it! i am remarkably color-coordinated (for me)
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
rough night. here, have some cat tum for your troubles
a closeup of an orange cat's unbelievably soft tummy furs against a wrinkled white bedsheet. it may be a trap, but it's worth it
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
oh, i like this one!
GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE for every like, i will post one song i love <3
October 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM