Onion, I thought you were supposed to be a satirical news site? This is just true

This is so beautiful

This post is the first time I heard of House of Leaves, but even I'm not too lazy to search things up on Google and/or Wikipedia. And I'm literally Montenegrin. We're the country most often stereotyped for being lazy. We even lean into that stereotype with our tourism souvenirs.

True

I only discovered this post this morning and I'm already addicted

Unironically, I would be fine with this.