“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

A little friend has come to return what was lost

hating pumpkin pie is not cool or edgy. it’s disrespectful to the pie community