Bog Witch Bae
@bogwitchbae.bsky.social
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. But also yes, I am mad.
Today the Universe decided in my favor about something and it was honestly just such a nice change.
March 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Today the Universe decided in my favor about something and it was honestly just such a nice change.
Y’all remember that cat living in my bushes? She moved into my house like 3 days ago lmao I mean she made this choice, snuck in, and now just…lives here.
Her name is Shire 😌
Her name is Shire 😌
March 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Y’all remember that cat living in my bushes? She moved into my house like 3 days ago lmao I mean she made this choice, snuck in, and now just…lives here.
Her name is Shire 😌
Her name is Shire 😌
They say money can’t buy happiness, but I spent $12 on a mini donut maker 2 weeks ago and my life is significantly better 🤷🏻♀️
March 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They say money can’t buy happiness, but I spent $12 on a mini donut maker 2 weeks ago and my life is significantly better 🤷🏻♀️
Listen. I bought a gummy called a one hitter? And it def one hit me lmao
February 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Listen. I bought a gummy called a one hitter? And it def one hit me lmao
Like you really expect me to just set up my coffee pot and pack school lunch like everything isn’t actually fcked in this hostile take over of the US??? Every breath feels like a panic attack.
February 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Like you really expect me to just set up my coffee pot and pack school lunch like everything isn’t actually fcked in this hostile take over of the US??? Every breath feels like a panic attack.
At what point does another country step in and save us? Because I’m ready 😩
February 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
At what point does another country step in and save us? Because I’m ready 😩
Also,I have decided I’m just going to go pay $18 again and get my picture retaken for my license. There’s no way in hell I’m gonna hand that picture to people and be like..yeah that’s totally me. I actually look like that. NO! Life is too short for bad driver’s license photos.
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Also,I have decided I’m just going to go pay $18 again and get my picture retaken for my license. There’s no way in hell I’m gonna hand that picture to people and be like..yeah that’s totally me. I actually look like that. NO! Life is too short for bad driver’s license photos.
I cleaned my room today and it’s fucking amazing. Like it feels nearly spiritual when I walk in the room.
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I cleaned my room today and it’s fucking amazing. Like it feels nearly spiritual when I walk in the room.
It went so well, I had to depression eat a Rally’s burger in an Aldi parking lot. 🫡
I have to get my license renewed for the first time in person in 8-10 years tomorrow and do you know? I have not 1, but 2 fucking pimples on my nose lmao
January 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It went so well, I had to depression eat a Rally’s burger in an Aldi parking lot. 🫡
I have to get my license renewed for the first time in person in 8-10 years tomorrow and do you know? I have not 1, but 2 fucking pimples on my nose lmao
January 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I have to get my license renewed for the first time in person in 8-10 years tomorrow and do you know? I have not 1, but 2 fucking pimples on my nose lmao
Look at my dogs in their new winter coats 😌
January 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Look at my dogs in their new winter coats 😌
when #GloRilla say “stomp a lil pussy ho with some shell toes”…is Glo wearin the shell toes stompin the pussy ho? Or is the pussy ho wearing the shell toes?
January 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
when #GloRilla say “stomp a lil pussy ho with some shell toes”…is Glo wearin the shell toes stompin the pussy ho? Or is the pussy ho wearing the shell toes?
The holidays are finally over, just in time for the existential dread of my impending 45th birthday to set in 🥳
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The holidays are finally over, just in time for the existential dread of my impending 45th birthday to set in 🥳
My review for #TheSubstance I gagged so hard, so many times, it loosened my dentures and I had to take them out, because then I was gagging on my loose teeth while gagging at the movie. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
December 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
My review for #TheSubstance I gagged so hard, so many times, it loosened my dentures and I had to take them out, because then I was gagging on my loose teeth while gagging at the movie. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Today I had to be The Adult In The Situation™️ and I did pretty well, I think, but now I am jelly.
December 5, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Today I had to be The Adult In The Situation™️ and I did pretty well, I think, but now I am jelly.
Is that sound:
1) the wind howling
2) cats growling
1) the wind howling
2) cats growling
December 5, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Is that sound:
1) the wind howling
2) cats growling
1) the wind howling
2) cats growling
I have literally never listened to a Drake song on purpose on Spotify ever! But you best believe I cue up “Not Like Us” every time I get in the car. Those numbers aren’t inflated, you just lost, Aubrey 😩
November 28, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I have literally never listened to a Drake song on purpose on Spotify ever! But you best believe I cue up “Not Like Us” every time I get in the car. Those numbers aren’t inflated, you just lost, Aubrey 😩
For the first time in my entire life, a woman shorter than me asked me to reach something on a high shelf for her. I could barely reach it myself, but I managed. 😅
November 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
For the first time in my entire life, a woman shorter than me asked me to reach something on a high shelf for her. I could barely reach it myself, but I managed. 😅
The hardest part about raising teens is all their friends shitty parents.
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The hardest part about raising teens is all their friends shitty parents.
Spent the last 2 days deep cleaning my livingroom and holyfck it feels amazing to just sit here in all this clean 😌
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Spent the last 2 days deep cleaning my livingroom and holyfck it feels amazing to just sit here in all this clean 😌
Now and then I start to panic a little bit. Hot tears in my eyes, a lump in my throat. Fuck. I still can’t believe this is real life. Again.
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Now and then I start to panic a little bit. Hot tears in my eyes, a lump in my throat. Fuck. I still can’t believe this is real life. Again.
So it’s definitely blueskee, right?
November 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
So it’s definitely blueskee, right?
Forever obsessed with this cat that lives in my bushes.
November 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Forever obsessed with this cat that lives in my bushes.