We don’t have time for this bullshit. the Xbox is leaking some kind of goo all over the floor

mega man is mega man X’s son. Knuckles is tails’ dad. big the cat is in a relationship with rouge the bat. college is a scam

people also often ask if the bogwater boys and the monks of grondheim are the same guys. they are not related in any way at all. the monks of grondheim are the same guys and the same characters as the bogwater boys, but they’re different guys entirely in the sense that they have a different house

lots of people ask if the bogwater boys are brothers. we are. we’re biological adopted identical twins with different parents. our adopted dad disowned us when we left the law firm to start our famous chili restaurant, but he later re-adopted us when the chili restaurant became successful

very excited to announce that next year we will finally begin enrollment at Bogwater Boys University. Due to some ongoing accreditation disputes class will be held on an unmoored barge floating down the Missouri River but we hope to eventually get settled in a dirty warehouse near the docks

The Bogwater Boys are kind of like the Apollo 11 astronauts of contemporary video games criticism in that it took tremendous sack to do what we did but once we achieved our goal we just kind of screwed around up there until we got tired

JOSH HOMME: I remember the first time I heard them. Just an instant mindfuck. I turned to Joey and I said “Does anybody else know about this?”

DUFF MCKAGAN: What you have to understand is that back then, nobody was doing what the Bogwater Boys were doing. Everybody thought they were crazy

Many people have come to love and respect the bogwater boys for their insightful media criticism. many people clamor for the bogwater boys to hop into their 2001 Nissan Altima and visit their town and take photos with their monuments and attractions

in the same way that beloved biblical figure Mozart created beautiful paintings, The Bogwater Boys create beautiful video content. And much like the paintings of Mozart I’ve had to delist lots of it due to both the subject matter being discussed and the manner in which it is being discussed

A lot of people ask what it takes for them to become a Bogwater Boy, and I’m sorry to say that isn’t easy. You either have to come on our show at least once or venmo us one dollar.

There are a lot more videos of us doing stuff like this on my phone than I thought

We accidentally locked ourselves out of the house and haven’t been able to play video games for a year or possibly longer than that