Mirunay:

oh and also i had a blood test done specifically to check my hormone levels and my doctor called back to say “oh we never ended up testing your hormones so we don’t have any results for you, but also have you considered losing weight?” and then hung up

I’m seeking top surgery rn and the doctor was like “do you know you could try to lose weight to make your chest look smaller instead of surgery?”

Diriliş Ertuğrul, I love historical drama, which one are you watching?

love the minor implication that if Mahit continued being the ambassador in the capital and if the ending scenes hadn’t turned out like they did, Mahit might’ve been expected to join The Imperial Polycule

finished ✅

Three Seagrass meets a girl and within like 4 days is willing to break laws and get arrested for her

Yskandr comes back and is like “you idiotic lesbian this girl has been flirting with you the entire book! get on that!”

this book is funny. “there is a rebellion and two coups going on simultaneously. the empire is at the brink of civil war and there are people fighting and setting off bombs in the streets. our only hope now is to post some amateur poetry to social media.”

Mahit is definitely a lesbian because Yskandr is her emotional support dead sopping wet man in her head

I called it on like chapter 3 that Yskandr fucked the emperor lmaooo

Tarats or Onchu idr: as the ambassador, you need to make yourself beloved and indispensible to the Teixcalaan empire

Yskandr: have gay old man sex with the Teixcalaan emperor, got it 👍

it’s really good! I’ve been reading it all day and I think I’m gonna finish it tonight