Bogg Zealott
@boggzealott.bsky.social
I'm here because I told someone to "eat a gun for Christmas."
Country music?
You mean a national anthem?
You mean a national anthem?
January 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Country music?
You mean a national anthem?
You mean a national anthem?
Year of the Horse Girl
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Year of the Horse Girl
Joy Division?
No thanks, I hate doing math.
No thanks, I hate doing math.
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Joy Division?
No thanks, I hate doing math.
No thanks, I hate doing math.
Santa's love language is gift-giving.
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Santa's love language is gift-giving.
Why, actually, I probably would put a bumper sticker on a Porsche.
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why, actually, I probably would put a bumper sticker on a Porsche.
Avatar: The Way of Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Avatar: The Way of Christmas
Bald eagle booked a vacation to Turkey
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bald eagle booked a vacation to Turkey
my kink is auto erotic suffixiation
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
my kink is auto erotic suffixiation
I was mistakenly cat called by a man tonight and it was glorious.
What a wonderful ego boost. I can't wait to share this practice with others.
What a wonderful ego boost. I can't wait to share this practice with others.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I was mistakenly cat called by a man tonight and it was glorious.
What a wonderful ego boost. I can't wait to share this practice with others.
What a wonderful ego boost. I can't wait to share this practice with others.
With the sudden proliferation of flavors and Zero sodas, they are going to need a Mountain Dewey Decimal system.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
With the sudden proliferation of flavors and Zero sodas, they are going to need a Mountain Dewey Decimal system.
librarian's calling me a synonymphomaniac the way I'm referencing my the-sore-ass
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
librarian's calling me a synonymphomaniac the way I'm referencing my the-sore-ass
"dad, im hungry"
"Wah gwan, hungry, mi deh papa"
Trinidad jokes
"Wah gwan, hungry, mi deh papa"
Trinidad jokes
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"dad, im hungry"
"Wah gwan, hungry, mi deh papa"
Trinidad jokes
"Wah gwan, hungry, mi deh papa"
Trinidad jokes
Very cool to not be a slave to sports dictating my bedtime. I stayed up late on my own free will.
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Very cool to not be a slave to sports dictating my bedtime. I stayed up late on my own free will.
What did the pick-me ghost write on their dating profile?
I'm not like other ghouls.
I'm not like other ghouls.
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What did the pick-me ghost write on their dating profile?
I'm not like other ghouls.
I'm not like other ghouls.
The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit? Oh, you mean the original Three Body Problem.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit? Oh, you mean the original Three Body Problem.
Claudia with a chance of meatballs
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Claudia with a chance of meatballs
A Faustian bargain could fix me.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A Faustian bargain could fix me.
Snoopy is Hello Kitty for Boomers.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Snoopy is Hello Kitty for Boomers.
Online dating profiles, what is meant by "adventures"? You interested in seeing a knife fight? Getting a whole theatre to ourselves at International Village? Rescuing people from a long weekend car crash? Dine in the trolley at Old Spaghetti Factory?
Adventure is vague, as is "partner in crime."
Adventure is vague, as is "partner in crime."
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Online dating profiles, what is meant by "adventures"? You interested in seeing a knife fight? Getting a whole theatre to ourselves at International Village? Rescuing people from a long weekend car crash? Dine in the trolley at Old Spaghetti Factory?
Adventure is vague, as is "partner in crime."
Adventure is vague, as is "partner in crime."
False Creek Aqua Bus radio chatter says tonight is a big night. There's a 500 people charter service happening. Possible students or class reunion.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
False Creek Aqua Bus radio chatter says tonight is a big night. There's a 500 people charter service happening. Possible students or class reunion.
Creature From The Lagoon of Colour
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Creature From The Lagoon of Colour
Movie theaters should never be full.
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Movie theaters should never be full.
We need sanitariums. 100 years ago, a man like myself could take 6 months off to just bang his head against a padded wall. Now, thanks to the ravages of capitalism, I have to do it in the town square on display for pedestrians to wager my outcome on Rainbet.
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We need sanitariums. 100 years ago, a man like myself could take 6 months off to just bang his head against a padded wall. Now, thanks to the ravages of capitalism, I have to do it in the town square on display for pedestrians to wager my outcome on Rainbet.