Chris
@bog-standard.bsky.social
UK NHS Nurse. Bit of a lefty. Love dogs more than most people. Bonus sarcasm. Irritant. If your first thought after reading any post is not "Is this true?", we have no common frame of reference.
List of "heinous"crimes -
1. Not buying a Tesla.
2. Drawing trump cartoons.
3. Laughing inappropriately at his hair.
4. Attempting to vote Democrat.
5. Possession of an offensive skin colour.
6. Attempted higher education.
7. Eating Chinese food.
8. Leaving a rally early.
(Cont. In volume 2)
1. Not buying a Tesla.
2. Drawing trump cartoons.
3. Laughing inappropriately at his hair.
4. Attempting to vote Democrat.
5. Possession of an offensive skin colour.
6. Attempted higher education.
7. Eating Chinese food.
8. Leaving a rally early.
(Cont. In volume 2)
April 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
List of "heinous"crimes -
1. Not buying a Tesla.
2. Drawing trump cartoons.
3. Laughing inappropriately at his hair.
4. Attempting to vote Democrat.
5. Possession of an offensive skin colour.
6. Attempted higher education.
7. Eating Chinese food.
8. Leaving a rally early.
(Cont. In volume 2)
1. Not buying a Tesla.
2. Drawing trump cartoons.
3. Laughing inappropriately at his hair.
4. Attempting to vote Democrat.
5. Possession of an offensive skin colour.
6. Attempted higher education.
7. Eating Chinese food.
8. Leaving a rally early.
(Cont. In volume 2)
He's going to start a damn war, and he's too bloody stupid to know what nukes would do to the planet. NOT good!
April 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He's going to start a damn war, and he's too bloody stupid to know what nukes would do to the planet. NOT good!
You think the orange oddball is trashing the country just to get big crowds?
April 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You think the orange oddball is trashing the country just to get big crowds?
Thank god. It's not just me!
April 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thank god. It's not just me!
Let him come. We have snark. And a balloon.
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Let him come. We have snark. And a balloon.
I am forced to question your priorities!
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am forced to question your priorities!
Like MTG has a brain to wash! 🤣
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Like MTG has a brain to wash! 🤣
Reposted by Chris
The one in my local Hospital seems to be run by poltergeists. Great if you need a £5 sarnie though.
March 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The one in my local Hospital seems to be run by poltergeists. Great if you need a £5 sarnie though.
Hey! 2nd amendment fans! You're up!
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hey! 2nd amendment fans! You're up!
Half of us in the UK didn't want to leave! 😭 It was almost as bad as what the US did to itself. Almost.
March 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Half of us in the UK didn't want to leave! 😭 It was almost as bad as what the US did to itself. Almost.
Probably fake. Like her face.
March 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Probably fake. Like her face.
Maybe? Yah think so??
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Maybe? Yah think so??
