sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink

Slamming cough suppressants a protein shake and a monster before work. Just received not only a formal declaration of war from my body but also a manifestation of Martin Luther with 95 reasons why i’ll be dead within the hour

“First person shooter where the main objective is to keep the gun out of your mouth” nah fuck that walking simulator where the main objective is to stop your self from walking into traffic

>open blue sky
>immediately see 2 posts about taking extended breaks from the platform/social media in general
>see posts right after saying “l-look! We’re funny like twitter! Watch this cat!”
>next few posts are people just listing their interests

This is the fabled promise land to kill twitter?