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Boff Moatman
@boffmoatman.bsky.social
Former Aristocratic Womble co-habitor. where I once roamed the Commons in search of Wombles, I now live in the land of moles.

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A friend once told me that I have a very vivid imagination, which I thought was a weird thing to say to me and my pet unicorn when we were in the middle of trying to perfect the rhubarb punch for the end of the world Mardi Gras.
Coming this fall. After a freak golfing accident, Mary (Laura Linney) wakes to find the only word she can say is quack. John (Oscar Isaac) is the therapist sent to help. But John has his own problems, Brandon (Lukas Gage) wants them to come out of the closet and make their relationship public…
June 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Nice.
May 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Meanwhile….
April 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
April 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh come on, that’s just childish. We’re better than that.
April 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Meanwhile, at the Whitehouse ‘bring a bottle’ party, looks like Mr Trump’s VIP guests are waiting to be buzzed in.
April 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Errrrr ouch…
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don’t even know how I got here?!
March 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’ve finally reached an age where my main hobbies include:
- standing up too quickly to get a nice head rush.
- complaining about how everything was better in the old days (it was)
- playing Russian roulette by eating food past its use-by date.

That’s Rock n’ Roll 🎸
March 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Humanity: We invented the car, the plane, space travel, manipulation of electricity, advanced computing, key hole surgery, cloning, advanced genetics…

Also Humanity: We have a dedicated kiosk at Vienna International airport for all the people who thought they were flying to Australia.
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Guarantee if you’re over the age of 40 you’ll hear the music in your head.
March 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
….and now we play a little game called Chihuahua or cupcake?
March 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Lovely photo.
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
March 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
To be honest all I learnt from the Oval Office interview is that JD Vance isn’t equipped for international politics. Losing his temper way too easy & makes decisions while angry makes him vulnerable. Given that Trump is nearly 80, is a worry for an ill equipped understudy.
March 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Finally deactivated my twitter account after 15 years. It’s currently just full of right wing Americans cheering excitedly for WWIII and the best seats in the house to watch Europe destroyed. That’s not great for my mental health. Sorry to see it go, that’s where we are I guess.
February 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Meanwhile…
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now that’s a band I’d pay to watch
February 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally ?
December 18, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Me and my best friend, Kirby Stankhorn, have started a line dancing trio. We’ve only been going a week, but I think we look pretty decent.
December 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Boff Moatman
A big welcome to @annil.bsky.social - our 1000th Bluesky follower!

Thanks also to those who've switched channel to follow us here - many thanks.

Still plenty of free seats on the tripe train!
November 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Lovely stuff, not my words, that’s what Shakin’ Stevens said
November 29, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Even the wisest of men (I am not one of those) enjoys some silliness now and again.

But I am an Environmental chemist that works for the UN (over the last 25 years) on global pollution, long term pollutants that cause cancer & birth defects. Gotta have somewhere to blow off steam.
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
1-0.
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Glasses are expensive aren’t they. 😂😂

Also water is wet, and Bears do Infact poo in the woods.
November 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM