Chris Breen
@bodyofbreen.bsky.social
Former toddler/teenager/teacher/writer/[redacteder], current musician/photographer/old guy.
The guy under the Hair.
@BodyofBreen@mastodon.world
The guy under the Hair.
@BodyofBreen@mastodon.world
I don’t want to brag or anything, but unlike the president, I’m not mentioned anywhere in the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don’t want to brag or anything, but unlike the president, I’m not mentioned anywhere in the Epstein files.
Not another nickel to the Democrats. FU ACT BLUE
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not another nickel to the Democrats. FU ACT BLUE
Man oh man, whoever rigged these elections did a hell of a job.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Man oh man, whoever rigged these elections did a hell of a job.
Celebrating a very important death today.
Andrew Cuomo’s political future.
Wait, what were you thinking?
Andrew Cuomo’s political future.
Wait, what were you thinking?
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Celebrating a very important death today.
Andrew Cuomo’s political future.
Wait, what were you thinking?
Andrew Cuomo’s political future.
Wait, what were you thinking?
Is “ACTUALLY, I HATE WHAT AMERICA HAS BECOME” too long for a sign?
October 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Is “ACTUALLY, I HATE WHAT AMERICA HAS BECOME” too long for a sign?
Look, just release the Epstein files already. We’re well past the point where Trump’s “Yeah, so? What are you gonna do about it?” response will cause a ripple in the GOP. At this point Johnson and Thune will demand a National Pedophiles Day.
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Look, just release the Epstein files already. We’re well past the point where Trump’s “Yeah, so? What are you gonna do about it?” response will cause a ripple in the GOP. At this point Johnson and Thune will demand a National Pedophiles Day.
If I’m reading this correctly, Republican leaders prefer to keep the government shut down because the President is a pedophile.
Seems like that deserves a headline or two.
Seems like that deserves a headline or two.
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If I’m reading this correctly, Republican leaders prefer to keep the government shut down because the President is a pedophile.
Seems like that deserves a headline or two.
Seems like that deserves a headline or two.
Awaiting the “Okay okay, Kimmel’s back. How about we put this whole Unsubscribe thing behind us, eh?” email from Disney.
Followed by multiple emails dropping the price lower, lower, oh my god so low.
Followed by multiple emails dropping the price lower, lower, oh my god so low.
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Awaiting the “Okay okay, Kimmel’s back. How about we put this whole Unsubscribe thing behind us, eh?” email from Disney.
Followed by multiple emails dropping the price lower, lower, oh my god so low.
Followed by multiple emails dropping the price lower, lower, oh my god so low.
Sending a message. Buh bye Disney/Hulu
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sending a message. Buh bye Disney/Hulu
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September 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Apple User Guides for 26:
iPhone User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/iphone...
Apple Watch User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/watch/...
iPad User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/ipad/w...
Mac User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/mac-he...
iPhone User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/iphone...
Apple Watch User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/watch/...
iPad User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/ipad/w...
Mac User Guide: support.apple.com/guide/mac-he...
Wait, you mean it was some bro dipshit and not Joe Biden, George Soros, and Hillary Clinton acting as one? #KnockMeOverWithAFeather
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wait, you mean it was some bro dipshit and not Joe Biden, George Soros, and Hillary Clinton acting as one? #KnockMeOverWithAFeather
I never considered that “Forward, Back To The Middle Ages” could be a viable Republican platform. #ConsiderMeWrong
September 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I never considered that “Forward, Back To The Middle Ages” could be a viable Republican platform. #ConsiderMeWrong
Asking for a nation of friends.
August 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Asking for a nation of friends.
It’s a little late for disgruntled Trump voters to protest, “Waiter, there’s Hitler in this soup. I definitely ordered the Mussolini.”
August 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s a little late for disgruntled Trump voters to protest, “Waiter, there’s Hitler in this soup. I definitely ordered the Mussolini.”
To complement Apple’s Hard to Swallow week, look for Cafe Macs to offer Gristle Pie and Fatty Fatback to employees who just aren’t quite fed up enough.
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
To complement Apple’s Hard to Swallow week, look for Cafe Macs to offer Gristle Pie and Fatty Fatback to employees who just aren’t quite fed up enough.
Die! Tesla! Die! Summer edition
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Die! Tesla! Die! Summer edition
More from the north
July 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
More from the north
Ms. Yaccarino is stepping down to spend more time with the vast empty void that is her soul.
July 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ms. Yaccarino is stepping down to spend more time with the vast empty void that is her soul.
What is it about Trump cabinet members and Congressional toadies that makes their smug faces so invitingly slappable?
July 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What is it about Trump cabinet members and Congressional toadies that makes their smug faces so invitingly slappable?
If I have this right, Elon appeals to:
1. Shitbag tech bros
2. Ill-informed Republicans
Which means his political party splits off a sizeable portion of MAGA, leaving Democrats to win the day.
Go, Elon, go!
1. Shitbag tech bros
2. Ill-informed Republicans
Which means his political party splits off a sizeable portion of MAGA, leaving Democrats to win the day.
Go, Elon, go!
July 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If I have this right, Elon appeals to:
1. Shitbag tech bros
2. Ill-informed Republicans
Which means his political party splits off a sizeable portion of MAGA, leaving Democrats to win the day.
Go, Elon, go!
1. Shitbag tech bros
2. Ill-informed Republicans
Which means his political party splits off a sizeable portion of MAGA, leaving Democrats to win the day.
Go, Elon, go!
Yet another day when I’ve considered resubscribing to the New York Times so I can unsubscribe again.
July 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yet another day when I’ve considered resubscribing to the New York Times so I can unsubscribe again.
In addition to mourning the loss of our democracy to autocrats and toadies, I will be clicking endless Unsubscribe links embedded in funding requests from people who did fuck all to keep this from happening.
July 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In addition to mourning the loss of our democracy to autocrats and toadies, I will be clicking endless Unsubscribe links embedded in funding requests from people who did fuck all to keep this from happening.
So GOP sponsors and passes bill guaranteed to disproportionately harm residents of red states.
Red states with residents armed to the teeth.
Let’s see how that works out.
Red states with residents armed to the teeth.
Let’s see how that works out.
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So GOP sponsors and passes bill guaranteed to disproportionately harm residents of red states.
Red states with residents armed to the teeth.
Let’s see how that works out.
Red states with residents armed to the teeth.
Let’s see how that works out.