Jessie knows from years of experience where the last rays of sunshine will hit the garden.

I'm saving this photo for the next time someone cleans a room and says "there, that's a bit more Protestant looking".

If you leave it out in the sun, she WILL use it as a bed.

Twice today I've seen this packaging on the worktop in my kitchen and wondered to myself "What the fuck is a garlic doucheball?"

Saw this while browsing in my favourite second hand bookshop.

Do you think Sam is regretting her choice of cover blurb?

This makes me feel better about the haircut I was sporting in 1990.

Here's what I had for lunch today. Cheesy beans on toast.

Delicious. Would have again.

I only used half the tin of beans, so I will have it again tomorrow.

I saw some bright red mushrooms when I was out walking the dog this morning.

Do you reckon they're safe to eat? They look like they'd be safe to eat.