Bodkin Van Horn
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Bodkin Van Horn
@bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social
Not Dave McCave.

Usually happily grumpy, sometimes grumpily happy.
Jessie knows from years of experience where the last rays of sunshine will hit the garden.
July 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm saving this photo for the next time someone cleans a room and says "there, that's a bit more Protestant looking".
June 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If you leave it out in the sun, she WILL use it as a bed.
May 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Twice today I've seen this packaging on the worktop in my kitchen and wondered to myself "What the fuck is a garlic doucheball?"
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saw this while browsing in my favourite second hand bookshop.

Do you think Sam is regretting her choice of cover blurb?
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
This makes me feel better about the haircut I was sporting in 1990.
November 16, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Here's what I had for lunch today. Cheesy beans on toast.

Delicious. Would have again.

I only used half the tin of beans, so I will have it again tomorrow.
November 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I saw some bright red mushrooms when I was out walking the dog this morning.

Do you reckon they're safe to eat? They look like they'd be safe to eat.
November 3, 2024 at 8:24 AM