Maggie
@bodicegoddess.bsky.social
Discovery+ in the streets, HBO Max in the sheets
Thought I was an insufferable SJW before? Now I'm somebody's mother.
Thought I was an insufferable SJW before? Now I'm somebody's mother.
I've felt this impulse and definitely own a Himalayan salt block "for grilling" - I've busted it out as a serving tray for little caprese skewers! I've also licked it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I've felt this impulse and definitely own a Himalayan salt block "for grilling" - I've busted it out as a serving tray for little caprese skewers! I've also licked it.
Highly recommend Burt's Bees Baby multipurpose healing ointment. It's the only thing keeping my hands from being sandpaper these days 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Highly recommend Burt's Bees Baby multipurpose healing ointment. It's the only thing keeping my hands from being sandpaper these days 🫡
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
May the hounds of hell treat me like steak
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
May the hounds of hell treat me like steak
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
May the hounds of hell treat me like steak
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
May the hounds of hell treat me like steak
In my house, we've got a PS5. Haven't seen a pressing reason to upgrade from our Switch yet, otherwise PC+SteamDeck
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In my house, we've got a PS5. Haven't seen a pressing reason to upgrade from our Switch yet, otherwise PC+SteamDeck
Okay so... How can i update my W2 to stop paying taxes for this shit
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Okay so... How can i update my W2 to stop paying taxes for this shit
The games that made me a gamer! 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The games that made me a gamer! 🥰
They're threatening us with a good time again
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They're threatening us with a good time again
Secret option 3: make him go away and demand snuggles later when I'm better regulated
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Secret option 3: make him go away and demand snuggles later when I'm better regulated
It's the bonkers Second Summer we had last week
October 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's the bonkers Second Summer we had last week
Okay good to know, so be prepared for my son to be terrified of how hard i laugh at this special when we watch it tonight, got it got it 👍🏼
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Okay good to know, so be prepared for my son to be terrified of how hard i laugh at this special when we watch it tonight, got it got it 👍🏼
At first glance my brain said "that's a funny name for a Roomba."
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At first glance my brain said "that's a funny name for a Roomba."
Be still my millennial heart at those high-waisted, wide leg trousers.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Be still my millennial heart at those high-waisted, wide leg trousers.