Trump drove up the prices so that he could brag about lowering them now.

The art of the schmiel.

All MAGAs have serious daddy issues. They believe what he says, and they love being spanked. 🤮

We had a toboggan in SE Washington. You could get 4 people on it. Our hills were what people in Indiana would think of as mountains, and that thing glided on top of the snow wicked fast. It was constructed differently than a sled though. It was made of wood that curled up in front. No blades.

Amazeballs. 🤭

“I was at the bottom of my class, I started doing heroin, I went to the top of my class.”

Trainspotting Bobby

Do you remember when Trump went on Howard Stern’s show and talked about how great Melania was at it? Who says that about their wife in front of an audience? What a pig!

This was before Howard’s Sirius days, so it was not just on radio but shown on E! or whatever.

What do you call the ones who are the exact opposite of being our best and brightest?
Our worst and dimmest?
And there’s a million of them?