Bodger0ne
@bodger0ne.bsky.social
British born, Canadian living fool.
"You say love, I say killing time,
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine.
You make me laugh, I make you cry,
I guess that rhymes…" - Biffy Clyro
"You say love, I say killing time,
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine.
You make me laugh, I make you cry,
I guess that rhymes…" - Biffy Clyro
*looks up 1996*
US - 12 Monkeys
UK - Seven
well.... poop
US - 12 Monkeys
UK - Seven
well.... poop
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*looks up 1996*
US - 12 Monkeys
UK - Seven
well.... poop
US - 12 Monkeys
UK - Seven
well.... poop
I once wanted to do games journalism after reading the writings of a grumpy funny writer in PC Zone magazine (UK)
That was Charlie Brooker. Then he wrote Black Mirror, and now it feels like we live in that show, so hey....
Kinda similar 😭
That was Charlie Brooker. Then he wrote Black Mirror, and now it feels like we live in that show, so hey....
Kinda similar 😭
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I once wanted to do games journalism after reading the writings of a grumpy funny writer in PC Zone magazine (UK)
That was Charlie Brooker. Then he wrote Black Mirror, and now it feels like we live in that show, so hey....
Kinda similar 😭
That was Charlie Brooker. Then he wrote Black Mirror, and now it feels like we live in that show, so hey....
Kinda similar 😭
Wait, you mean to tell me the actress, up for an award, with a custom popcorn bucket provided to her by the company (see her socials where they sent her a load of merch) with the logo facing camera, somehow managed to sneak that into shot without Papa Geoff knowing.... shockpikachuface! /s
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wait, you mean to tell me the actress, up for an award, with a custom popcorn bucket provided to her by the company (see her socials where they sent her a load of merch) with the logo facing camera, somehow managed to sneak that into shot without Papa Geoff knowing.... shockpikachuface! /s
The Forza team.... oh no no no sir! you mean the Project Gotham racing Horizon Team!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Forza team.... oh no no no sir! you mean the Project Gotham racing Horizon Team!!!!
i wrote it on TikTok after noticing, but it is funny seeing the Coke ad's and its so ingrained to sing the tune, then you quickly realize the line "Its always the real thing" isn't there anymore, in an AI ad...
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i wrote it on TikTok after noticing, but it is funny seeing the Coke ad's and its so ingrained to sing the tune, then you quickly realize the line "Its always the real thing" isn't there anymore, in an AI ad...
If the family's of the star wars persuasion, our family loved the books "Obi-123 & ABC3P0" by Calliope Glass.
Basically poetry about a SW character based on the letter/number
Basically poetry about a SW character based on the letter/number
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If the family's of the star wars persuasion, our family loved the books "Obi-123 & ABC3P0" by Calliope Glass.
Basically poetry about a SW character based on the letter/number
Basically poetry about a SW character based on the letter/number
*Cars engine catastrophically fails*
"shit, thats a lot to repair, lets find a cheaper car on FB"
FB:- Hey, did you want either a 50s Oldsmobile that doesnt have anything other than rust, or did you want to buy a Cherry Picker?
....erm... no?
"shit, thats a lot to repair, lets find a cheaper car on FB"
FB:- Hey, did you want either a 50s Oldsmobile that doesnt have anything other than rust, or did you want to buy a Cherry Picker?
....erm... no?
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*Cars engine catastrophically fails*
"shit, thats a lot to repair, lets find a cheaper car on FB"
FB:- Hey, did you want either a 50s Oldsmobile that doesnt have anything other than rust, or did you want to buy a Cherry Picker?
....erm... no?
"shit, thats a lot to repair, lets find a cheaper car on FB"
FB:- Hey, did you want either a 50s Oldsmobile that doesnt have anything other than rust, or did you want to buy a Cherry Picker?
....erm... no?
....so you're saying there's a chance it could play DOOM??
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
....so you're saying there's a chance it could play DOOM??
Why did my brain go straight to "Is this about the Mega Starmie/fishnet Patrick comparisons?"
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why did my brain go straight to "Is this about the Mega Starmie/fishnet Patrick comparisons?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Get the jacket off Dan. And 'Burgle your Bonanza! '??
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Get the jacket off Dan. And 'Burgle your Bonanza! '??
....Bollocks pit.
*runs away from microphone*
*runs away from microphone*
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
....Bollocks pit.
*runs away from microphone*
*runs away from microphone*
Most emails now are for work, so even if the context is good or bad. I passive aggressively sign off with:-
Kind regards,
Kind regards,
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Most emails now are for work, so even if the context is good or bad. I passive aggressively sign off with:-
Kind regards,
Kind regards,
Please, if all else fails, remember this...
You should call it Cyberpunk 2 : Electric Choomaloo...
You should call it Cyberpunk 2 : Electric Choomaloo...
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Please, if all else fails, remember this...
You should call it Cyberpunk 2 : Electric Choomaloo...
You should call it Cyberpunk 2 : Electric Choomaloo...
... You know what needs to be done for Game of the Year now Jan. Even just for a bit.
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
... You know what needs to be done for Game of the Year now Jan. Even just for a bit.
The way they wrote that sounds like you entered like an anime hero, Instead of y'know.... Being assaulted by ICE...
a cartoon character with a helmet and headphones on his head
Alt: The character "Great Saiyaman" from Dragonbazz Z, wearing a costume with helmet and cape, spinning and posing
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The way they wrote that sounds like you entered like an anime hero, Instead of y'know.... Being assaulted by ICE...
Maybe he's just really into those kids books about Cats???
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Maybe he's just really into those kids books about Cats???
cant wait for the "ol Yeller" cartoon of EA shooting Brands out back to finally be complete.
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
cant wait for the "ol Yeller" cartoon of EA shooting Brands out back to finally be complete.
Like I don't understand banking (told my finance bank manager I was worried about 10k credit debt & was told "really, that's not bad") but if I had $20 billion debt, how is that fine and dandy?!
September 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Like I don't understand banking (told my finance bank manager I was worried about 10k credit debt & was told "really, that's not bad") but if I had $20 billion debt, how is that fine and dandy?!