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bodark.bsky.social
NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR
@bodark.bsky.social
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serial baker and fugitive from the gender police. 30-ish; whatever pronouns
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bodark.bsky.social
please don't let me do this
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
bodark.bsky.social
geology is a ridiculous science for unserious people
a screenshot from wikipedia page on geologic dikes. the main takeaway is that a dike is when a sheet of rock is formed vertically in horizontal layers of rock, and that it looks kind of like the rock is fucking the other rock. also, dike can be spelled with a y in the context of geology.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 AM
bodark.bsky.social
NOT UNDERBEATEN
the same platter of fudge, sliced into squares. well...they're kind of squares, anyway.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
bodark.bsky.social
d r e a d
fudge in a pan
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
bodark.bsky.social
round two
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I dunno, warriors...
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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waiting game
a cast iron skillet full of fudge
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
bodark.bsky.social
well, while we're doing this thing again. long alt-text, sorry, besties
a map of the united states, color-coded by my willingness to live there. my hard no's are Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, New Hampshire, Ohio, and Oklahoma. I'd live in Oregon (home), Washington, or Alaska for sure, and most everywhere else I'd be willing to try. Largely I'm not interested in landlocked states or really hot states, with exceptions for the rocky mountains, and places in the south I've hear good things about.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
bodark.bsky.social
win steak...
"Brock Purdy's remarkable scramble ends in TD as 49ers extend win steak to six"
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
bodark.bsky.social
I bee-lieve
the ESPN matchup predictor shows that the Georgia Tech Hornets are the underdogs in their match against BYU
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
bodark.bsky.social
I think we've done it, my warriors 🙏
a plate of chocolate fudge cut into square-ish and rectangular pieces
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
bodark.bsky.social
IT'S MY TURN IN FOUR HOURS
a crappy drawing of a person who looks like they're going to have a panic attack
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
bodark.bsky.social
a crappy drawing of a person with their face in their hands
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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a crappy drawing of a troubled person with both of their hands weirdly positioned over their mouth
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bodark.bsky.social
a crappy drawing of a troubled person with their hand over their mouth
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
bodark.bsky.social
Reveille, dog overlord of texas A&M, saying "ha ha I'm in danger."
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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duck duck go search: how to congratulate someone on their newborn in a silly way without sounding like a childfree hardcore dipshit
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
bodark.bsky.social
for all you holiday wrapping sickos
a scene of christmas wrapping supplies with "lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me" over it
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
bodark.bsky.social
garfs: now in fluffy and bipedal!
drawing of an orange cat who looks like garfield if garfield was really fluffy and kinda doopid
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A black cat laying down on a bed. Pink text reads, in all caps, "this is the cat of celibacy. If you see him you cannot be horny." there are also digital stickers add to the image.
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bodark.bsky.social
give your loved ones the gift of garf! 3 slots, delivery by christmas guaranteed until december 20th
a trio of three cats in the garfield style, but each cat is in the style of a different era. one cat is long like Arlene.
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bodark.bsky.social
:D
a 5 dollar payment to the wikimedia foundation
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
bodark.bsky.social
🎵 olive the other reindeer 🎵
A white golden retriever wearing a service dog vest and a headband with reindeer ears and antlers on it
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
bodark.bsky.social
🖕
precipitation radar map showing the area between about central oregon to the southernmost part of alaska getting fucked by rain. some areas further inland and at higher elevation are getting snow.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
bodark.bsky.social
you are an absolute
"tarpit gigante chicken," a food item from Flight Rising
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM