In the U.S. bottom surgery costs $120,000 but it comes with two 30-round magazines, four-wheel drive, and a large soda

And by normal I mean hates the Chiefs

Every week: "This week's newsletter is entitled 'Sam Altman is a Raging Con-Artist Lunatic and I Despise Eveything About Him.' At 1.4 million words of incensed ranting, it is officially the longest thing I've ever written."

Not disputing that Kalen deBoer is a miserable slimeball and a mercenary willing to betray anyone for the right price (UW fan), but I honestly can't imagine what he would see in Michigan. Seems like he's already got an excellent talent pool at Bama and what is essentially an autobid to the CFP

UM: Just don't cheat again.

Moore: I will not cheat in football again.

UM:...uh, that was oddly-

Moore: BYE!

As much fun as it is to dunk on Nazis, sometimes the best thing for everyone is to exercise some self-control and just let them continue to quietly rot away in a basement somewhere