It's the new sound for the Doctor Who theme tune! !

"All-Bra-an, made to make you shit faster"

To be fair, I used to hate them so much as a kid that I called them (and still do) Transylvanian Families. Support the Tik-Tokker!

So, Submarines, Pirates, Stockings (ooh er, missuss!) and Railway Locomotives. Got it.

Hm. Obviously your need is (quite rightly) subsumed to your morals. But out there, there will be some poor sod who believes they can't afford to have morals. And that blurb will be written, and the snakes will claim another victim.

Of course rural railways dont "pay their way", their a bleeding social resource, not a cash cow. The good lord is taking out of his hat. Ah well, off to follow your bus loving cousin Alexander....

No, no - Gary for Pope! (or Cardinal Arthur Roche if your being boring about it)

Once talked to Bill Frinsll about Beau Geste, of all thi