Chi-ccountant
@bobthomas707070.bsky.social
I came here to chew bubblegum and provide positive reinforcement. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
We have long been in need of a calendar system with an ample number of fingers. Thank you for your service.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We have long been in need of a calendar system with an ample number of fingers. Thank you for your service.
Contending for the opportunity for a first round playoff loss
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Contending for the opportunity for a first round playoff loss
They let me pick out which music is playing in the headphones. They have this thing called spotify that no one has ever heard of. Many many beautiful show tunes. Just like Broadway.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
They let me pick out which music is playing in the headphones. They have this thing called spotify that no one has ever heard of. Many many beautiful show tunes. Just like Broadway.
Rumors abound that he is a hoe but that's none of my business so I'm staying out of it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Rumors abound that he is a hoe but that's none of my business so I'm staying out of it.
Super Bowl prep
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Super Bowl prep
Is the fraud the part about lying that a computer program is taking notes or their current product that keys in on business jargon to create a worthless page of notes for people who are too lazy to run a productive meeting?
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is the fraud the part about lying that a computer program is taking notes or their current product that keys in on business jargon to create a worthless page of notes for people who are too lazy to run a productive meeting?
Based on the amount of sodium in a can of Campbell's, they were already working on putting an end to their customers.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Based on the amount of sodium in a can of Campbell's, they were already working on putting an end to their customers.
Based on the occasion, I'm surprised he didn't threaten to use a bone saw on the reporter.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Based on the occasion, I'm surprised he didn't threaten to use a bone saw on the reporter.
We just want to help, internet hippo
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We just want to help, internet hippo
He needs to start taking celebrex early and often to get out in front of the arthritis
October 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He needs to start taking celebrex early and often to get out in front of the arthritis
A 2nd nazi tattoo just dropped. Time to update the blog already lol.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A 2nd nazi tattoo just dropped. Time to update the blog already lol.
Received the great news yesterday that we get another year of united healthcare denials and appeals.
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Received the great news yesterday that we get another year of united healthcare denials and appeals.
Kroger PA on repeat: We're all in this together.
Shopper with a mask on their chin: WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING TOILET PAPER
Shopper with a mask on their chin: WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING TOILET PAPER
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Kroger PA on repeat: We're all in this together.
Shopper with a mask on their chin: WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING TOILET PAPER
Shopper with a mask on their chin: WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING TOILET PAPER
I regret to inform you...
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I regret to inform you...
Concacaf'd in a friendly against Australia
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Concacaf'd in a friendly against Australia
A room with no furniture, on the other hand, looks bigger to everyone except the most skilled space planning savants.
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A room with no furniture, on the other hand, looks bigger to everyone except the most skilled space planning savants.
The key to a nasty knuckle curve is all in the hips
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The key to a nasty knuckle curve is all in the hips
They should play a real life sport like pod racing
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They should play a real life sport like pod racing
Vote against their own best interests, realize they voted against their best interests, then proudly announce they will vote against their best interests again.
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Vote against their own best interests, realize they voted against their best interests, then proudly announce they will vote against their best interests again.