All he had to say was “Mr Trump, you’re in real estate, you understand.”

I have a great family doctor.

Canada is a wonderful country to live in. I’m guessing JDs living standard metrics focus mostly on access to guns, mega churches, and unsupervised sofas?

What’s the over / under on Ghislaine right now?

Two weeks?

The AI boys are just going around announcing deals with each other to keep the stock prices from crashing.

No bail outs this time when the bubble pops.

If Elon is actually “Bubba”, and he counts letting you blow him as a proper thank you, then yessir, he has.

Realizing, live on camera, that you are ONLY going to be remembered in history for ONE thing. Being the guy that exhausted every possible unconstitutional, illegal, and legal avenue you had, in order to stop the richest and most powerful people in the world from facing justice for raping children.

Dear God,

If justice is a real thing in this universe, please let the MAGA movement end abruptly, with Donald Trump being impeached for lying about blowing Bill Clinton.

Does he get to do this?

If only he had heard everything Trump had ever said in his entire existence, this could've been avoided.

I would also like to see this. As the saying goes, there are 2 types of people. People who hate Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz.

Let them keep gaslighting people. It’s fine, just don’t stop asking these questions. It just means more gaslighting, and people know when they are being lied to. The know at the checkout. They know at the dinner table. Their smug BS will only burn them. Keep it up.

Two things:

1. How mirco does your micro-penis have to be to pretend your name is “Gunther Eagleman”?

And…

2. I assume “Rambo McTouchdown” was already taken?

Just the fact that it’s normal to see a head of state act like this is truly sad and pathetic. He’s a global embarrassment. It’s hard to actually believe.

In others news I am going to be investigating who left the toilet seat up last weekend, on behalf of my wife. Together we will find the culprit, who is definitely not me.

The GOP has finally arrived at the “YOU’RE a towel!” stage. Knew it was coming.

They were probably just watching DVDs or playing scrabble.