"I just want to somehow turn 67 before it stops being cool" #bobquotes
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"I just want to somehow turn 67 before it stops being cool" #bobquotes
About Cat Macario: "Do you ever think she goes undercover as Dog Matruckio?" #bobquotes #uswnt #woso
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
About Cat Macario: "Do you ever think she goes undercover as Dog Matruckio?" #bobquotes #uswnt #woso
"I don't think I have ever been more out of touch than I am now" #quotes #bobquotes
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"I don't think I have ever been more out of touch than I am now" #quotes #bobquotes
"I don't like old men with big triceps"
September 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"I don't like old men with big triceps"
"a kinda fat kid should be the only human allowed to have a mullet"
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"a kinda fat kid should be the only human allowed to have a mullet"
"Is that beef Jell-O?!?"
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Is that beef Jell-O?!?"
June 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Too many men are comfortable having moustaches in public these days" #bobquotes #moustache
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Too many men are comfortable having moustaches in public these days" #bobquotes #moustache
"I can't believe LMFAO was party rockin 14 years ago, feels like just yesterday" #bobquotes #lmfao #old
May 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"I can't believe LMFAO was party rockin 14 years ago, feels like just yesterday" #bobquotes #lmfao #old
"I'm not old, I'm just dramatic" #bobquotes
May 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"I'm not old, I'm just dramatic" #bobquotes
"Some people look like they deserve a moustache"
April 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Some people look like they deserve a moustache"
"Beefcakes love the Bills"
April 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Beefcakes love the Bills"
"I don't know how I passed school, honestly"
March 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"I don't know how I passed school, honestly"
"It should be Boston Coven. Witches are strong independent women, as too are footballers"
#bobquotes #nwsl #boston #whitch #soccer
#bobquotes #nwsl #boston #whitch #soccer
March 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"It should be Boston Coven. Witches are strong independent women, as too are footballers"
#bobquotes #nwsl #boston #whitch #soccer
#bobquotes #nwsl #boston #whitch #soccer
"It's ADSmazon prime"
March 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"It's ADSmazon prime"
"Howie Mandel is no Wayne Brady"
March 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Howie Mandel is no Wayne Brady"
"A lot of people are gonna get pregnant to this song"
March 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"A lot of people are gonna get pregnant to this song"
"MY BUTT IS NOT A MUCUS MEMBRANE"
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"MY BUTT IS NOT A MUCUS MEMBRANE"
"I would never go-go-gadget my wenis"
"wait, wenis isn't a medical term?!?!"
#quote #bobsays #medicalterms #gogogadget
"wait, wenis isn't a medical term?!?!"
#quote #bobsays #medicalterms #gogogadget
March 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"I would never go-go-gadget my wenis"
"wait, wenis isn't a medical term?!?!"
#quote #bobsays #medicalterms #gogogadget
"wait, wenis isn't a medical term?!?!"
#quote #bobsays #medicalterms #gogogadget
Watching the Oscars "WAIT, did they forget to nominate Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!?"
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Watching the Oscars "WAIT, did they forget to nominate Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!?"
"There is no poop under me...I guarantee it"
February 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"There is no poop under me...I guarantee it"
"Lady Gaga would crush it in a Hellraiser movie"
February 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Lady Gaga would crush it in a Hellraiser movie"
"If you poop your pants on purpose you got a real problem"
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"If you poop your pants on purpose you got a real problem"
"Can snowmen be gay?"
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Can snowmen be gay?"
"If you were a porn star, your name would be chunky go-gurt"
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"If you were a porn star, your name would be chunky go-gurt"