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Bobonthecouch (If there IS a stupid question, I'll ask it.)
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I'm Bob. I'm on my couch. I'm old. I'm cranky. I'm a grumpy old man against dictators, bullies and so-called "BDE"! I believe in Truth, Justice and the American Way. "If we don't change direction soon we'll get where we're going!" - Prof. Irwin Corey
Look at that long line of people just clamoring to do some chin-ups before boarding a 7 hour flight.
WINNING!
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
MAGA?
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
They say trump is up all night tweeting to show he only sleeps 3 - 4 hours a night. But, how do we know that's trump tweeting? He probably has an AI app programmed with every disgusting thing he says and times it to come on in the middle of the night and spew all that nonsense.
He's not really nuts.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
So, apparently everything is legal now...
bribery, conspiracy, corruption, money laundering, narcotics trafficking (unless you're Venezuelan fishermen), financing narcotics distribution, foreign agency, fraud (lots & lots of fraud), & especially the J6 INSURRECTION!

Everything but being a Democrat!
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The TRUMP STATES of AMERICA!
Make America Sleepy Again
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
RUFKM???

THIS SHIT'S GOTTA STOP!!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hegseth on Tuesday cited the “fog of war” in defending the follow-up strike, saying that there were explosions and fire and that he did not see survivors in the water when the second strike was ordered and launched.

He may have been foggy, but it had nothing to do with WAR!!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The times we're living in.
If you pay for service upfront you get less priority than if you pay later.
We've been stuck with comcast for over 40 years, before they even were comcast. But, we can't get their lowest rates on internet service because we are already customers.
Nice to be appreciated.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Are these people crazy???
They should be learning SOMETHING at home BEFORE they're allowed out of the house!!!
If you can't teach them to tie their shoes and remember where the hell they live, maybe you shouldn't have had kids.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“Because I have invoked FAVORED NATIONS STATUS FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, DRUG PRICES ARE FALLING AT LEVELS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, 500%, 600%, 700%, and more,” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm sure MOST Americans here would agree with me when I say WE would never attack OUR neighbours.
On the other hand, some would blow up Venezuelans just to get their oil!

Yeah, we need to fix this!
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"The Borden Ultimatum"
So, true story then. (Russia! Russia! Russia!)

As a Masshole now stuck in a foreign country I say, don't stop at Maine, take all of New England. We're ready. We've had enough! (Just kidding. We need to stay home and expel our own demons.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I know it's too late to even broach the mistakes the free world made going back to 2014. The biggest issue though is, putin doesn't believe ANY country that used to be part of the "Great Russian Empire" can be a legitimate sovereign nation. His goal is to reunite Russia from before the 1st World War
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Anger is a normal and common emotion for individuals nearing the end of life, often serving as a mask for deeper feelings such as fear and sadness.

But the damage he's doing...
kinda hard to be compassionate.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
They say never do business with a man who cheats at golf.
EVERYONE knows trump cheats at golf.
They still do business with him.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Can you tell which is the normal one?
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I am thankful I am not a friend of donold trump.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Spoken like a true statesman!
Our capos are the best. They tell it like it is.
And you'll like it or else.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to donny and all his friends and family!
This is the kind of togetherness that epitomizes America.
(MJ had to pick up the order but, didn't get to eat.)
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
80 year old great grandma watching her Lifetime movie.
They're so cute when they're sleeping.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
These pre-planned network celebrations are great...
give the players turkey legs to gnaw on,
THEN start asking the questions. 😖
"Now I've got turkey on my mic."
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yes. He IS the lord of the flies!
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM