Rob Martin
@bobomartin.bsky.social
Sometime writer and performer. Occasional musician. Definite husband and father. Full time friend. Permanent uncle. Juvenile brother. Massive twat.
1. Yes
2. Go on then
3. Do a list
4. I love a list
2. Go on then
3. Do a list
4. I love a list
January 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
1. Yes
2. Go on then
3. Do a list
4. I love a list
2. Go on then
3. Do a list
4. I love a list
Spare a thought for the Red-billed chough. Gets sent all the final demands and still has the piss taken out of it on the basis it’s a ‘chuff’.
December 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Spare a thought for the Red-billed chough. Gets sent all the final demands and still has the piss taken out of it on the basis it’s a ‘chuff’.
They lifted that from Nocturne in B-flat minor, Op. 9, No. 1 by Chopin. He was fucking livid.
December 16, 2024 at 9:22 AM
They lifted that from Nocturne in B-flat minor, Op. 9, No. 1 by Chopin. He was fucking livid.
I’m going to listen to it today on the train and there is a few tunes on there I haven’t heard. THEN I’m going to do one myself.
December 3, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I’m going to listen to it today on the train and there is a few tunes on there I haven’t heard. THEN I’m going to do one myself.
You’re getting a bit ‘above your station’ now to be honest.
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
You’re getting a bit ‘above your station’ now to be honest.
A dedunt meeyun do zound ebzolutelay dizzguzzting.
November 27, 2024 at 6:34 PM
A dedunt meeyun do zound ebzolutelay dizzguzzting.
Has it changed the tone of your kazoo?
November 27, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Has it changed the tone of your kazoo?
Amazing in Bristol a while back. Annoyed I’m missing it. Have a great night 🤘
November 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Amazing in Bristol a while back. Annoyed I’m missing it. Have a great night 🤘
😂 oops. We’re not quite there yet then
November 20, 2024 at 8:58 AM
😂 oops. We’re not quite there yet then
The word is transportationative.
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
The word is transportationative.
Thanks for posting. I heard the honky tonk piano at the end of the song ‘Roadmen’ is the bollocks. Not bollocks, the bollocks.
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Thanks for posting. I heard the honky tonk piano at the end of the song ‘Roadmen’ is the bollocks. Not bollocks, the bollocks.