You just wait until it sobers up. Then it’ll be back

Oh, congratulations! Soon you’ll have the power to shut down the

*checks notes*

local council

Oooh, yes.

More of an upper cut than a jab at Hooke?

“This paper has some great moments but some boring half hours”?

Nice. And some happy residuals too I bet

I, um. I have questions

Ouch. I want to look at the data - it’s screaming “log transformation” at me. What they didn’t is just painful to me as a statistician

Did you see the reply to the Covid aerosol paper? Saying there’s nothing there: the figure legend now admits this.

That’s desperate. Also what I ended up doing

This is The Academic Way 😎

Looks like it could be a popular one. AND you’ll have plant scientists around you to be confused

What number in Leeds, though?

The account Cobb & Comfort set out sounds much more like what I heard from my late father, who joined the King's lab as a grad student a yr later (54), worked there til 1970, & shared a lab bench w Ray Gosling. Dad summarised this 'consensus view' in a letter to the THE after Cricks death in 2004.

The shark, though, has exactly zero concerns about you. I’m afraid the @iucnshark.bsky.social is on the shark’s side

You’re getting good at this