“Cook something for us using that same cucumber sometime.”

“You were unconscious when it happened. Don't you remember feeling saliva dripping from your buttocks the other day?”

“That explains why your butt tastes so salty.”

“In my defense, you never invited me to take a shower at your house.”

“Should I assume you have a preference?” 😏

Bob loosens his belt buckle and exposes his crotch.

“Be honest!”

“Ah... And do you know how to use your tongue with force and intensity?”