Bob Miller
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“When all is one and one is all.” Led Zeppelin
Too soon! AHHHHHHH!
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Too soon! AHHHHHHH!
I prefer Mr. Miyagi’s approach, wax on wax off. Be sure Julian wax offs diligently.
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I prefer Mr. Miyagi’s approach, wax on wax off. Be sure Julian wax offs diligently.
Dr. Bashir is wearing chaps, spurs, a Hawaiian shirt and Puka shells. Somehow it works.
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dr. Bashir is wearing chaps, spurs, a Hawaiian shirt and Puka shells. Somehow it works.
I have never seen a ensign Linus this excited.
a cartoon of a boy holding a sign that says " welcome great pumpkin "
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September 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I have never seen a ensign Linus this excited.
Be happy with that. A flyer left at my quarters said “heartburn by the bowl.” Seriously, my chest caught on fire. 🔥❤️🔥🔥
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Be happy with that. A flyer left at my quarters said “heartburn by the bowl.” Seriously, my chest caught on fire. 🔥❤️🔥🔥
Hey Chief, Coach Gowron wants to know when the lawnmower will be done eating your legs. He needs you to trim his bush.
September 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey Chief, Coach Gowron wants to know when the lawnmower will be done eating your legs. He needs you to trim his bush.
Round up the usual suspects
a stuffed animal is sitting on a blue polka dot couch in a living room
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September 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Round up the usual suspects
Hang in there! And don’t wear a red shirt…
September 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hang in there! And don’t wear a red shirt…
Can Julian and Chief wear their matching FriGAY Speedos?
September 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can Julian and Chief wear their matching FriGAY Speedos?
Always good to have friends with benefits
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Always good to have friends with benefits
Message from Dr. Bashir Chief. He wants you to meet him down in his quarters. He is one of the judges and says he wants to see your outfit and “blow him away” personally.
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Message from Dr. Bashir Chief. He wants you to meet him down in his quarters. He is one of the judges and says he wants to see your outfit and “blow him away” personally.
I hear a trombone in the distance playing “Just the Way You Are”. It is getting closer. Run
September 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hear a trombone in the distance playing “Just the Way You Are”. It is getting closer. Run
Removing the safety protocols was a nice touch. Looks like his shoulder is on fire. 🔥
August 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Removing the safety protocols was a nice touch. Looks like his shoulder is on fire. 🔥
Somehow Quark’s holosuites heard “junket of wenches” from the 18th century. Can they help?
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Somehow Quark’s holosuites heard “junket of wenches” from the 18th century. Can they help?
Dr. Bashir wants to know how big that package is in your trunk. He looked concerned. 🚨
August 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dr. Bashir wants to know how big that package is in your trunk. He looked concerned. 🚨
Incoming message from Spock
August 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Incoming message from Spock
I took care of it Chief. I beamed them into the engineering room of the visiting Klingon warship. Unfortunately your breakfast went too.
August 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I took care of it Chief. I beamed them into the engineering room of the visiting Klingon warship. Unfortunately your breakfast went too.
While Garak screams “once more into the breeches dear friends”!
August 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
While Garak screams “once more into the breeches dear friends”!
Oh no! They have merged into pumpkin spice latte uggs and Quark is making them his Fall special!
July 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh no! They have merged into pumpkin spice latte uggs and Quark is making them his Fall special!
Wait a minute. There is something not right here. I got it! This is Wednesday and not Tuesday Chef!
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July 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wait a minute. There is something not right here. I got it! This is Wednesday and not Tuesday Chef!
I prefer mine on ice in a galaxy far far away
July 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I prefer mine on ice in a galaxy far far away